Fantasy Unclean

Week 11 previews, Warzone 2, and hilarity of the lowest order. 

We're back in the studio and all the better for it. Shitty advice for your equally shitty team!

Hey idiots, did you watch NFL week 7? If not, you're in luck because we're about to break it all down for you. And by "break it down" I mean give you a condescending explanation of why Russell Wilson is still a piece of shit pick and Christian McCaffery is a god. So sit back and enjoy the stupidity of your fellow man.

If you're wondering if your team is even shittier than last year, you're right. But it's not ALL your fault dum dum, so listen closely as we tell you why.

New Night Same Bullshit: Let's do it. We're moving to Wednesday night because honestly you guys probably don't care because everyone in the world has the same takes on every player within a few degrees. So no more waiver talks; just injuries, news, betting lines and shenanigans. Welcome to the show.

Recapping the horrendous week 4 injuries, and breaking down your week 5 games. Seahawks win a game, but somehow improve their draft position thanks to Russell Wilson!

How do you dig yourself out of your 0-3 hole? What do you need to do to stay on top of the mountain? Listen up buttercup, because we're about to learn you something. 

Week 2 recaps and week 3 predictions. Keep up to date on all the important info to make your shitty team less shitty. 

Justin Jefferson is going to pick you up, carry you to a championship, and stay for a nice cuddle after. Cam Akers, not so much. God's and Asshat's, so stick around. 

After 40 days and 40 nights, we're finally through the desert. Bless us for thou hath granted us Football on thy holiest of days... and Thursday and Monday. The Football gods once again shine their blessed light upon our faces, and it is good.