FantHaasy Island

The islanders are BACK, along with Jmau5, to recap a turbulent couple weeks in the fantHaasy football universe and make the transfer of power official.  This episode is here to get you everybody ready for the playoffs?!?! and has that shaken, post-trauma sizzle.

Moez "Daddy" Poonja makes his first island appearance as an actual daddy, as he joins the MPD in a valiant--and only minimally successful--effort to make this episode about anything than the OutrageHaas (mis)Fortune.  This one's got the ultra-rare (and deeply improbable) Taysom-Hill-takes-that-aged-poorly-within-12 hours sizzle.

El Don is back LIVE to break down managing the waiver wire from Sao Paulo, preview the playoffs, and strike fear into the hearts of whoever is behind making the schedule for FantHaasy Football with an exploration of his own outrageHaas misfortune.  All El Don epsiodes sizzle, enough said.

The Gato prowls onto the island to join the boys to break down a fresh batch of names, defend his lampoonable $33 purchase of Nick Mullens, and dive deep into the annals of league history in a very special trivia.  This one has that fuck Donald "Total Fucking Loser" Trump sizzle.

Just the Islanders this time, as Dixie indulges in the annual rite of passage that is the self-indulgent pity party and Michael tries to get a word in edgewise.  This one's got a LOT of me talking and a little bit of everything else, including our first ever listener e-mail being read live on air.  This one has that "how did this last a whole hour?" sizzle.

Everybody's favorite troll/innovator/firebrand drops by the island to talk a little week 6/7 action, play some Haasome trivia, and defend his latest attempt to tear apart the moral fabric of the league.  This one has the unique sizzle of friendships being challenged by fantasy football.

Pete takes a extended break from shredding the gnar to join the islanders for 90 minutes of fun ahead of the week 6 slate.  This episode's got it all: Wha's'm'name, PWTFDSTOW, and some fantHaastic trivia.  Hour and a half of sizzle.

Nico, JMau5, and some other special guests (that we were too afraid to ask to please just be quiet in the background) join the islanders in Palm Springs for a mid-VacHaasion recording session.  The sound quality? Poor.  The episode quality? Average?  This one definitely has that 105-degree, dry desert heat sizzle.

These NIMBYs better watch their BYs, because Chadwick's visiting the CeeDee Underbelly in the latest installment of The Island.  Wha's'm'name, Power Rankings, and some friendly fire sent Pete's way from our esteemed guest?? Definite all-Oakland edition sizzle for this one.

PA - For this wee's audio issue, we've got intermittent vibrations from Dixie's cell phone!! Blame it on a TNF game that was more exciting for the Jets fans in Dixie's life than was expected or appropriate.  

This ones got it all the hits--WHaas'm'name, Pete's Dogshit Trade Offer of the Week, How's Your Butker--and a brand new segment, Dixie's ConspirHaasy of the week, in which Danny joins the islanders to connect some dots.  This one has some minor-to-major technical difficulties sizzle, consider yourself warned.