It’s finally here. The much talked about omnibus of government information totalling the entirety of its knowledge on the subject of UAPs - the unidentifieds formerly known as flying objects. This moment comes a full six months after being strong-armed into an appropriations bill by truth-seeking public servants. Speculation on the contents of the report have ranged from talk of disclosure of a vast alien conspiracy to the more mundane foreign adversaries hypothesis. Regardless many people thought we were going to learn real truths once the report was revealed.    But after all that waiting and speculating and further speculating the government gave up the goods. And it totalled 9 pages.    If you were one of those people eagerly awaiting this document dump for six months, If you were one of those people waiting for Uncle Sam to tell you what they had on strange lights in the sky, were just hoping for something, anything at all , well you got it.  it just ain’t much.    Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.

Monsters abound. From the deep lochs of scotland to the dry plains of Chile the creatures who defy logic and understanding have returned to the headlines with some real head turners. Tonight we will ponder their sudden resurgence and theorize what this means for the future of humanity. Let's take a closer look at the THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE

Something’s up off the coast of California. Mysterious flying objects have once again been spotted harassing the US navy. As of yet The Who, what and whys behind the incident are still up in the air… (puns)More intriguing though is how these mystery machines are being described. Rather than call them UFO’s or UAP’s they’re being reported as drones. Is this an intentional re-branding? If so, why? And does any of it have to do with the impending release of all the militaries UFO data later this year? We’ll talk about that in our feature.   And fear not faithful listener, we’ll close out the episode with a heart-warming fusillade of the most heart-sickening stories of the past few weeks in our Great News to End On segment at the end of the show.   Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.

Food scarcity is a growing concern for hundreds of millions of people around the world and that would be a pretty easy framing device to use when promoting an already controversial product. Like, say, synthetic meat. But one company has boldly step away from the contrivances of global health or sustainability and decided to go with the pitch, “hey, you want to connect with a celebrity. How ‘bout we make them into food you can eat?” Celebrity Sausage and how it’s made is the focus of the show.

from the shot heard around the world at Lexington, to the sound of the guillotines knife on the streets of paris, revolutions come suddenly and violently. At least that’s how it used to go. In the year 2021 folks have traded the muskets and head-cleavers for Robinhood accounts and a Death Star approach to financial trading.

For years now Q Anon cultists have been hammering the myth that a cabal of hollywood elites have been harvesting special chemicals from unwitting children in order to sustain their immortal lives. And for years we’ve told Q Anon to go eat a bag of dicks. BUT wouldn’t you know, a clock stuck on Q is right — never. It’s never right because that’s impossible. But sometimes weird things happen that make that clock look like it might just be on to something. We'll talk about one such case.

Though nothing was set on fire during the hours long siege of the Capitol much of the country burns with the fire of righteous indignation as the country begins its rabid search for retribution. We will discuss the aftermath, ideas, myths, and the terrible, terrible future that lies ahead as study America’s DOWNWARD TRENDS

2020 is gone so what should we expect for this new year? According to celebrated Bulgarian prophet Baba Vanga we might actually be edging closer to the end of the world rather than steaming away from it. We’ll tell you all about that plus so much more.

The Utah Monolith saga began as a chance encounter in the desert and exploded into a global phenomenon. There are many questions that remain and maybe that's the way it should be.

What is behind the rise of the exoplanetary monsters vandalizing our imaginations? We look at leaked Navy photos and discuss news that a high ranking Israeli official has come forward to declare that world governments are covering up a UFO conspiracy.