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Spoiler: he doesn't actually get to ride the perfect wave because Jesus. Unfortunate but true.

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Hit a lil' too close to home with this one. This piece of adventist media will have you saying, "was angels literally having a war in heaven with discount lightsabers a good visual choice?" or just reliving your strange childhood like us lmao.

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This episode has Kevin Sorbo Playing his own twin brother. That's really all I need to entice you in I think. 

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We thought we could at least laugh at the amateur filmmaking in this (you know, like the room), but we took no joy in this dark portent of a movie. If you don't want to contemplate the depths of human ignorance, then maybe best to skip this episode. 

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House of Quartz Discord (18+): https://discord.gg/JeQuFggrXVJordan’s TikTok: @ADHDegen

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Peter's Blog: https://terranism.ca/blog/

The production quality went up but the christian shenanigans did NOT cease in the final installment of this cringy ass series.  

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Peter's Blog: https://terranism.ca/blog/

Really don't know what to say about this series installment other than the hammer is f*ckin killer.

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House of Quartz Discord (18+): https://discord.gg/JeQuFggrXVJordan’s TikTok: @ADHDegen

Morghin’s TikTok: @Morghbear

Peter's Blog: https://terranism.ca/blog/

If you liked our God's Not Dead episodes, this is its weird apocalyptic cousin. Feel the cringe as we break down the corny cinematography, bad line reads, and weird costumes in part one of this 3 part sh*tshow.

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House of Quartz Discord (18+): https://discord.gg/JeQuFggrXVJordan’s TikTok: @ADHDegen

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Peter's Blog: https://terranism.ca/blog/

This amateur golfer redemption flick has got everything: sentient doves, talking computers, burning bushes, and most importantly, George Lopez in absolutely INSANE drip. Hope you enjoy!

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Peter's Blog: https://terranism.ca/blog/

Heyo, we're back from our break with discount left behind and a sincere apology for not posting for awhile as ONE of us (we'll let y'all guess who) forgot to post for 3 weeks LMAO. Nevertheless, enjoy Jordan and Mowgli vibing as they usually do on this episode. 

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House of Quartz Discord (18+): https://discord.gg/JeQuFggrXVJordan’s TikTok: @ADHDegen

Morghin’s TikTok: @Morghbear

Peter's Blog: https://terranism.ca/blog/

Lengthy discussions about home schoolers ensue during this painful review of a movie that was almost completely patriot porn. We have the witch, the myth, the legend Rosei Quartz gracing us with her presence on this episode! You don't wanna miss it.

Jordan’s Twitch: Twitch.tv/ADHDegen

House of Quartz Discord (18+): https://discord.gg/JeQuFggrXVJordan’s TikTok: @ADHDegen

Morghin’s TikTok: @Morghbear

Peter's Blog: https://terranism.ca/blog/