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Fast Five 45: On A Whim, Grass Attack, & Slow Melt
Ladies, gentlemen, rogue ice runners, and victims of the front lawn—welcome to Fast Five #45! We are back to turning your Thursday night Untappd check-ins into Hollywood cinematic gold, all while attempting to jumpstart a 20-foot Hyundai long boat and coasting uphill into another chaotic week.
Before we open up the feed, we zoom out to look at last week's deeply philosophical, rural monster-thriller feature film, Copy That. We recap Bob's tragic study in modern social media loneliness, the tactical use of black light dye, and how a shape-shifting alien entity managed to infiltrate Congress. Plus, the glorious return of everyone's favorite clog-wearing, evil-hunting legend—Big Nose—in an epilogue that saves the world from a Manchurian population crisis.
Tonight’s liquid inspiration is Eastern Gold from The Drowned Lands Brewery, a surprisingly complex 4.7% blonde ale hitting us with notes of graham crackers and sweet honey grapefruit on the nose (which Jon snorted straight into his brain canal, obviously).
- Slow Melt: A 2126 post-apocalyptic frozen tundra adventure following Ken and a crew of swashbuckling ice pirates harvesting fresh-water glaciers while dodging giant mutated polar bears.
- On A Whim: A high-stakes Hunt for Red October space-mining mystery featuring green time-travel portals, asteroid whimers, and a desperate race to stop a massive flagship explosion.
- Sleep State: A terrifying Severance-style corporate nightmare where an Elon Tusk tech monopoly hijacks your REM cycle to force you into unpaid dream labor upvoting pictures of ham bones.
- Grass Attack: The ultimate eco-horror thriller that will do to your front yard what Jaws did to the ocean. When the lawn wants revenge, the Miracle-Gro hits back.
- Bits and Bobs: Ai sex robots are real! What does this mean for humanity and what will it do to wifi costs?
👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieVote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.comFollow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovieFind us on Untappd: Beer Me That Movie
Until next week... Peace, Punch, and don't snort your IPAs unless you're ready to fight the Pope!
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By Dumbumental PodcastsLadies, gentlemen, rogue ice runners, and victims of the front lawn—welcome to Fast Five #45! We are back to turning your Thursday night Untappd check-ins into Hollywood cinematic gold, all while attempting to jumpstart a 20-foot Hyundai long boat and coasting uphill into another chaotic week.
Before we open up the feed, we zoom out to look at last week's deeply philosophical, rural monster-thriller feature film, Copy That. We recap Bob's tragic study in modern social media loneliness, the tactical use of black light dye, and how a shape-shifting alien entity managed to infiltrate Congress. Plus, the glorious return of everyone's favorite clog-wearing, evil-hunting legend—Big Nose—in an epilogue that saves the world from a Manchurian population crisis.
Tonight’s liquid inspiration is Eastern Gold from The Drowned Lands Brewery, a surprisingly complex 4.7% blonde ale hitting us with notes of graham crackers and sweet honey grapefruit on the nose (which Jon snorted straight into his brain canal, obviously).
- Slow Melt: A 2126 post-apocalyptic frozen tundra adventure following Ken and a crew of swashbuckling ice pirates harvesting fresh-water glaciers while dodging giant mutated polar bears.
- On A Whim: A high-stakes Hunt for Red October space-mining mystery featuring green time-travel portals, asteroid whimers, and a desperate race to stop a massive flagship explosion.
- Sleep State: A terrifying Severance-style corporate nightmare where an Elon Tusk tech monopoly hijacks your REM cycle to force you into unpaid dream labor upvoting pictures of ham bones.
- Grass Attack: The ultimate eco-horror thriller that will do to your front yard what Jaws did to the ocean. When the lawn wants revenge, the Miracle-Gro hits back.
- Bits and Bobs: Ai sex robots are real! What does this mean for humanity and what will it do to wifi costs?
👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieVote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.comFollow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovieFind us on Untappd: Beer Me That Movie
Until next week... Peace, Punch, and don't snort your IPAs unless you're ready to fight the Pope!