The time has come to celebrate the best of the best. And Taco Bell.

If you can’t take the heat, don’t put on the scarf.

“A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A million dollars worth of Whoppers.”

What’s worse than the indignity of losing? Enduring a heinous film as a result.

Please open your Handbook For The Recently Gorged to page one.

If you feel it, devour it.

If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the post-apocalyptic wasteland.

All bets are off. Except for the ones that are on.

A pie divided against itself cannot stand.