Fat Attack Features

Better late than never. After a very tumultuous and very busy couple weeks we managed to squeeze this episode out. On this week's episode we are discussing the 2018 South Korean film Monstrum!  

Hoe hoe hoe and Merry belated Christmas! X Mas is that special time that comes once a year and.....we missed it. But that's okay because today we are still in the spirit and watching the 2021 horror movie The Advent Calendar. We also discuss the age old question, could 100 naked men win a deathmatch against a Silverback gorilla?  Tune in and find out!

HO HO HO AND MERRY CHRISTMAS! In typical FAF fashion, our Christmas episode is going to be late. However, this week we do have......something. This week, we cover the Japanese live action film Terra Formars. if you have ever wanted to see human bug hybrids engage in hand to hand combat with giant Brock Lesnar roach men well this is the movie for you. Elaine sat this one out but returning guest Tarvares and newcomer Kate help tackle this film and provide valuable insight. 

Apologies for being a day late, a power outage and my terrible habit of putting things off proved to be a nasty combination. On this episode, Elaine goes in on musical genius Meat Loaf, we talk Uwe Boll, and we discuss the 2005 live action video game movie BloodRayne!

This week we are discussing the 2012 horror/animation film Gyo: Tokyo Fish Attack. As the title suggests, it is a bit......strange. Elaine sat this one out so I have my anime expert Tarvares weighing in on this odd film. Things are gonna get fishy when we tackle this week's movie. Will it be a catch of the day? Or does this one need to be tossed back? Let's fine out!

On this episode, we talk about John Woo and conclude our Lance Henriksen marathon with the 1993 action/martial arts film Hard Target. Who doesn't love some fuckin Jean-Claude Van Damme? And........Wilfred Brimley?

Unfortunately, we had to have a change of schedule. So here is a random episode we recorded that doesn't fall on the schedule. On this episode, we talk about the 2020 horror/comedy Slaxx. It's Canadian and about a sentient pair of killer blue jeans...that's...that's about it. Enjoy!

On this episode, I make some retractions, Elaine bashes Sean Connery, we discuss if Antonio Banderas is sexy, and the 1994 action movie No Escape. 

On this episode of Fat Attack Features, our homie Lawyer James comes by to talk about the star packed action western The Quick and the Dead. Did it hit the mark? Or was it a misfire? Tune in and find out!

On this episode we talk about the 1987 Near Dark as the Lance Henriksen marathon kicks off! Fair warning, I uhhhhhh, was a bit too lit this go around. Enjoy!