Fat Cat Goes To Mars by Jimmy Halliday

There once was a guy with too much cash, who thought he was smarter than he really was

And when someone finally kicks his evil ass, they’ll be met with a thunderous standing applause

More likely though, it’ll be himself ‘cause he can’t get a handle on his pride

Self-defenestration with dispersion of wealth, when he straps himself up and takes a ride

Fat cat goes to Mars

No more selling shitty cars

Fat cat goes to Mars

They want you to think that his every word is the wisdom poured down from a living god

But really he’s just a poser nerd with a ket addiction and a flabby bod

Some old, rich nazis made a small mistake when the seventh-seal condom was undone

Maybe someone will “miscalculate” and fire him into the waiting sunday

Fat cat goes to Mars

Gotta dodge the prison bars

Fat cat goes to Mars

He passed on the chance to feed the world, he passed on the chance to fight the Zucc

He probably couldn’t beat up a leperous squirrel, he’s a pettty ass, whiny bitch, stupid fuck

When big boy gets aboard his rocket ship, and shoots himself towards a distant star

We’ll give the finger to the piece of shit, and everyone lights a big cigar

And when he looks back to brag about his great contribution to humankind

He’ll see that the people have cast him out, and he can kiss our vast collective behind

Fat cat goes to Mars

Suffocate among the stars

Fat cat goes to Mars