Fat Pink Cast

The FPC crew swears a new oath, tentatively tiptoes onto the Grey Worm/Missandei ship (way to be the only untarnished relationship left on the show! *knocks wood*), discusses who made Dany’s spiffy banner, wonders what the hell is going on in the North, and lambasts the exhaustive use of “rapeposition” on the show. Plus some other stuff too.

Trigger Warning: This podcast episode contains discussion about sexual assault, rape, and the usual state of fandom.

BOOK SPOILERS BEGIN AT: 1:05:20

HERE’S WHAT YOU MISSED LAST TIME AROUND:

Episode 32: Breaker of Chains

Night falls and our hate watch begins…  Run to the wall and tell the Night’s Watch because Dan and Dave have eaten your momma and your poppa.

WHAT’S UP NEXT:

Episode 34: First of His Name written by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss

Episodes recorded the Monday after and uploaded on Thursday or Friday. (we try!)

As always, you can always catch us on our tumblr or on itunes under FatPinkCast!

Trigger Warning: This podcast episode contains discussion about sexual assault, rape, and fandom misogyny.

Hop aboard as FatPinkCast begrudgingly sails what is possibly the worst written episode of the entire series.    Cringe as the director of this Game of Thrones episode misses the concept of consent.  Settle in as Dany’s white lady jesus crusade continues, now with catapult action!  Night falls and our hate watch begins…  Run to the wall and tell the Night’s Watch because Dan and Dave have eaten your momma and your poppa.

BOOK SPOILERS BEGIN AT: 1:09:35

HERE’S WHAT YOU MISSED LAST TIME AROUND:

Episode 31: The Lion and the Rose

WHAT’S UP NEXT

Episode 33: Oathkeeper written by Bryan Cogman

Episodes recorded the Monday after and uploaded on Thursday or Friday. (we try!)

As always, you can always catch us on our tumblr or on itunes under FatPinkCast!

Come one, come all, to the event of the season; it’s time for Clue: Westerosi edition! Join us as we bid farewell to dear sweet Joffrey Jack Gleeson, chat about what the hell’s going on with Team Dragonstone, reminisce about a beautiful wedding, and try to suss out whodunit.

BOOK SPOILERS BEGIN AT: 1:22:28—1:34:00

HERE’S WHAT YOU MISSED LAST TIME AROUND:

Episode 30: Two Swords

WHAT’S UP NEXT

Episode 32: Breaker of Chains written by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss

Episodes recorded the Monday after and uploaded on Thursday or Friday.

Join us for some juicy topics on the table tonight for the season premiere of Game of Thrones!

In this episode you’ll find ample discussion of the Martells as people of colour (according to brand new information), The Red Viper’s debut, the growing chasm between Shae and Tyrion, Tywin throwing massive shade toward House Stark, Jaime as King’s Landing’s punching bag, everyone Loves Brienne, new!Daario–the hottie with the body, the sci-fi villains currently guest-starring on the show, and more!

BOOK SPOILERS BEGIN AT: 1:03:24–1:19:00

HERE’S WHAT YOU MISSED LAST TIME AROUND:

Episode 29: Game of Bones XXX

NSFW ALERT!

Brown chicken, brown cow. The Fat Pink Cast (+ the Unsullied Nina) sail across the X-rated seas to check out the first professional Game of Thrones XXX parody video, Game of Bones – Winter is Cumming by WoodRocket and starring tumblr fave James Deen.

WHAT’S UP NEXT

Episode 31: The Lion and the Rose written by George R. R. Martin

Episodes recorded the Monday after and uploaded on Thursday or Friday.

Please excuse the random noises on my end later on in the episode (thanks to the chord on my headphones, which I was moving around because I can’t sit still)!

-J

NSFW ALERT!  Brown chicken, brown cow.   The Fat Pink Cast (+Nina) sail across the X-rated seas to check out the first professional Game of Thrones XXX parody video, Game of Bones – Winter is Cumming by WoodRocket.   The entire audio from the pornographic film is included in the podcast, so you can watch along on mute or simply use your imagination.     FPC attempts to deconstruct this porno from a feminist lens and tries not to fall asleep in the process.

HERE’S WHAT YOU MISSED LAST TIME AROUND:

Episode 28: Sleepy Pink Cast Part 2

Fat Pink Cast talks afrofuturism and recaps the second half of Season 1 of FOX’s Sleepy Hollow.

WHAT’S UP NEXT

SEASON FOUR of GAME OF THRONES premieres on April 6th!  Episodes recorded the Monday after and uploaded on Thursday or Friday.  Stay tuned for some resentful hate-watching and +5 Sansa love!