Ariella found out about the secret Austin has been hiding from her. Can Zech pass his elementary classes? We also talk about CP3 and a man with a THINGY attached to his arm.

Austin is writing a kids book. Zech and Austin discuss tracking your kids (via Life360 app, etc.), Arizona ice tea is keeping their tea at 99 cents, and we dive right in to the supreme court draft leak.

Zech and Austin answer some fun Would you Rather questions. How much money can you make NAMING SOMEONES BABY?! And why the HECK is time moving so fast?!

Zech reveals the gender of his second baby. We also almost got WRECKED by a tornado just to do this podcast. Zech also brings a list of obscure tax exemptions!

My toddler touches a snake and the internet had a meltdown. Elon Musk is a gangster and tornadoes are whack.

Zech and Austin talk about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, Solomon, and someone sued Starbucks for $75,000

Austin and Zech talk about Texas driving etiquette, daylight savings, the firing squad, Lia Thomas (shebulge), and being AGGRESSIVE!

Spanking kids, changing diapers, and Ten things new dads need to know before having their baby. Also, a BIG announcement in this episode.

Austin claims he is going to lose weight and Dr. Meyer (Zech) doesn't have faith in him after his unsolicited diagnosis of Austin having low thyroid.

Zech and Austin talk about Ukraine and Russia, SOTU, and how to be a cool dad (to their knowledge). Also, we tell one of core memories that we share together.