Squad the fuck up, baby. We're like the daddy gang, but 10% less vapid, and a lot less interested in the mechanics of an expertly performed beej. Like I'd like it to be well done, but I don't need to know the details of how the sausage is made. Or suckled. That podcast definitely has a very distinct target audience. But then again, so does this one. But the difference is that our bad advice only affects like 2 people. 

Also, for the record, I haven't actually heard the podcast about how to do the gluck gluck 9000 or whatever, I just saw the description when I was looking for things to scoff at. So it could be great advice. But I've gotta say, I doubt it. Those two girls from call her daddy are WAY too hot to have ever needed to learn how to perform well in the bedroom. If you want advice on surviving a fight, you go to the guy who grew up on the street, not the guy who never needed to learn because he grew up in luxury. You wanna learn how to gluck gluck, find a homely chick who still gets dudes calling her back.