A special question to the cis guys out there: you ever think to yourself “boy… I sure am jealous that my girlfriend/wife can conceivably produce milk from her breasts. That is something I would find quite arousing if it were possible for me to do as well.” and then sigh in resignation as your soul cries out to the heavens that you can never know true joy?

Well, stop yelling at the heavens because not only CAN you encourage your itty biddy tiddies into secreting pale sweet fluids, you can also get a boner! Just listen to the following testimonials of real life guys who have found their answer. These brave souls at justusboys.com, r/AdultBreastfeeding, Archive of Our Own, and So Furry will walk us through the life, the subculture, and the fantasy that comes along with embracing one’s male lactation fetish.

This week, Extra Credit is plowing fertile fields of beef and milk.