Chemohawk Sessions

Faux Ghostface: Back to Sour Treats, Sick Tricks in Episode Six: Resting Creep Faux GhostFace--Will's Scared, Piper Spared, Mayor Maddox Prepared and Branson to Manson Compared


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Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

 Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). The TV Series which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage confection with our sixth Faux Ghostface review of episode 6: Betrayed

 

It is a bonafide undertaking to locate, in the vast black pockets of Wren Lake, a shipwrecked treasure of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a bloodred herring, my tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the indelible gem of a stellar and rewarding TV treat. Scream the TV Series carries the torch of that very same treat. The Scream films, this show's source material-- such a treasure trove of valuable sparkling, brilliantly scripted matter spoken by comely faces who act well, seem genuine and their ultimate fates, to us, matter.

 

You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your scream and scream deep within your dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to run in a dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can

run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside.  Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with your fleeting but still living Lakewood hive.

 

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: Back to Sour Treats, Sick Tricks in Episode Six: Resting Creep Faux GhostFace--Piper Spared, Will Scared, Mayor Maddox Prepared and Branson to Manson Compared

 

Emma plops her whorish ass upon the grass.

 

What the fstars is a freshly picked daisy doing in a bygone, crumbling and stale house?

 

Does the last Lakewood Massacre feel faded and irrelevant or is it, in the class room, the blood red/pink elephant?

 

Emma's neither Dreamy Screamer nor demented dreamer; stabbing herself she becomes her dark double redeemer.

 

Maggie's been called a whore before, but now, with Hud, she's a whore once more!

 

Seth Branson is Noah's favorite teacher, his homicidal tendencies not a bug but feature for he's a striking, stylish and studious creature! 

 

Hud saves Audrey's bicurious hide; still she harbors secrets inside!

 

Quinn takes the lead on stranger danger, but how many constitutes will he endanger?

 

A bagged Faux Ghostface mask spells doom in the interrogation room.


Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out

 

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.

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Chemohawk SessionsBy Falsetto Prophet