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Faux Ghostface: Bubble Tea Caffeine in Chapter 16: Beware Lakewood's Scaregrounds and Unfun House--Brooke Wields Scissors, Noah Flees a House of Mirrors (Faux Gho Irons Out Seth's Shouts)


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Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to

Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your sixth episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo.

This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with our sixth season 2 Faux Ghostface review of episode 16: Jeepers Creepers

We are gifted both the Lakewood Five and a variety of new cast members; the lingering questions that plague us are which of these six will outlast, subvert or circumvent the killer's hideous tricks and which

new cast member could be, likely might be-- will be dismembered?

You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream

within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive.

 

Branson is gleeful to be tied up, but what befalls his fetching a** will make you throw up!

 

Brooke, as vapid, they mistook, her manipulation skills warrant a second look.

 

I didn't see Ferris wheels, but Noah, his true favorite flick spills, in between his squeals.

 

One moment Noah is enjoying a bubble tapioca tea, the next he is getting shushed from the playbook of Bill Cosby.

 

Kiernan feigns insult but remains a 21 Jump Street Snitch, Stavo reminds Brooke he ain't, her, as rich.

 

Aunt Tina tries to seduce the Mayor for she is rather loose, but will she or he fall prey to a second noose?

 

Faux Gho texts from a dead man's phone, cut off from friends and one turncoat, Noah is all the fstars alone!

 

Ms. Lang is hot for Branson's Wang, he's a sexy guy--she's hip to be his AlilLIE!

 

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the sixth episode of Season 2: Faux Ghostface: Faux Gho, Our Crime Fighting Duo, Comes Between in Chapter 16: Beware Lakewood's Scaregrounds and Unfun House--Brooke Wields Scissors, Noah Flees a House of Mirrors (Faux Gho Irons Out Seth's Shouts)

Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety,

courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX

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Chemohawk SessionsBy Falsetto Prophet