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Faux Ghostface: First Slice of the Scream (Pi)lot: Viral out of Control: Noah's First Mistake: Waking up Naked atop Wren Lake
Lifting the Mask ain't his First Task…
Hello Dreamy Screamers!
Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting
companion series to
Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1
and 2 (2015, 2016) The TV Series which
premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and
surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we
will cut a slice of the Scream: The TV Series premiere episode, the PILOT.
Like you, and millions just like you, I struggle to
locate, in the infinite digital sea, a shipwrecked treasure of a television
show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a dry hole or fool's
fstars gold, my tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the indelible gem
of a striking, mesmerizing, entertaining TV treat. Scream the TV Series is one
personification of that very treat I already spoke to. The source material such
a treasure trove of valuable sparkling, priceless matter, you would naturally
assume, and wisely so, that the televised iteration of the same would be a lame
goddamn show game, but instead, it slices those hopeless expectations in two
and showers us in wicked wit and creative kills rich and rife with bloody goo.
Who, the fuck, knew?
You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in
your scream and scream deep within your dreams. I politely ask you to parse and
ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream?
Normally, I would venture to express that a scream within the subconscious
confines of a dream would morph into a nightmare, but not here. Here, in your
dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be
killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain above six feet below and to stick with your living human hive.
Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: First Slice of the Scream (Pi)lot: Viral out of Control: Noah's First Mistake: Waking up Naked atop Wren Lake
Welcome to your premiere of serialized fear, on this slice of pilot, Noah will greet sheriff Hud and one cold, facedown, wrinkled body is found in a swimming pool of blood.
Two die in this pi…lot where you're shown a scorned Emma furious, a viral video injurious, Noah's virgin rep is far from spurious, and his bestie Audrey remains bicurious.
Noah and Nina both take a dip, and Brooke let's a secret slip.
Noah, they'll forsake: left adrift on Wren Lake.
As her past grows more hazy, the killer goes more crazy for her whore of a mother A.K.A. Daisy.
Will Emma Cry, Die or this plot pilot?
If the past she tries to pry, in this Pilot she might just die.
It proves the killer's sole task to lift the godd*** mask.
Don't dial it during this pilot.
Brooke's Bash, Poolside Slash, Noah's Splash and Blackmail Backlash...
Who will die in this pilot?
Emma, Piper, Riley, Audrey, Nina, Daisy or Violet?
(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.
F.C.F.U. Can you strum a violin?
When you pluck the strings on a violin with your fingers it is called playing “pizzicato”. You can play pizzicato with your right hand while still holding the bow or play the left-hand pizzicato. You can also hold your violin like a ukulele and play it in a similar way to playing ukulele or guitar.
F.C.F.U. Lindsay Lohan’s troubled timeline by Alan Duke, CNN
The actress’ struggle with drugs and alcohol sent her to five rehab facilities for a total of 250 days since January 2007. Lohan has appeared in court 20 times before four judges who have found her in violation of her probation four times and sentenced her to six months in jail. Still, she spent less than two weeks behind bars in her six trips to the Los Angeles County jail.
Lohan also served about 67 days of community service, mostly working at the Los Angeles County morgue.
Lohan’s troubled timeline is lengthy.
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By Falsetto ProphetLifting the Mask ain't his First Task…
Hello Dreamy Screamers!
Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting
companion series to
Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1
and 2 (2015, 2016) The TV Series which
premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and
surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we
will cut a slice of the Scream: The TV Series premiere episode, the PILOT.
Like you, and millions just like you, I struggle to
locate, in the infinite digital sea, a shipwrecked treasure of a television
show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a dry hole or fool's
fstars gold, my tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the indelible gem
of a striking, mesmerizing, entertaining TV treat. Scream the TV Series is one
personification of that very treat I already spoke to. The source material such
a treasure trove of valuable sparkling, priceless matter, you would naturally
assume, and wisely so, that the televised iteration of the same would be a lame
goddamn show game, but instead, it slices those hopeless expectations in two
and showers us in wicked wit and creative kills rich and rife with bloody goo.
Who, the fuck, knew?
You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in
your scream and scream deep within your dreams. I politely ask you to parse and
ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream?
Normally, I would venture to express that a scream within the subconscious
confines of a dream would morph into a nightmare, but not here. Here, in your
dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be
killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain above six feet below and to stick with your living human hive.
Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: First Slice of the Scream (Pi)lot: Viral out of Control: Noah's First Mistake: Waking up Naked atop Wren Lake
Welcome to your premiere of serialized fear, on this slice of pilot, Noah will greet sheriff Hud and one cold, facedown, wrinkled body is found in a swimming pool of blood.
Two die in this pi…lot where you're shown a scorned Emma furious, a viral video injurious, Noah's virgin rep is far from spurious, and his bestie Audrey remains bicurious.
Noah and Nina both take a dip, and Brooke let's a secret slip.
Noah, they'll forsake: left adrift on Wren Lake.
As her past grows more hazy, the killer goes more crazy for her whore of a mother A.K.A. Daisy.
Will Emma Cry, Die or this plot pilot?
If the past she tries to pry, in this Pilot she might just die.
It proves the killer's sole task to lift the godd*** mask.
Don't dial it during this pilot.
Brooke's Bash, Poolside Slash, Noah's Splash and Blackmail Backlash...
Who will die in this pilot?
Emma, Piper, Riley, Audrey, Nina, Daisy or Violet?
(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.
F.C.F.U. Can you strum a violin?
When you pluck the strings on a violin with your fingers it is called playing “pizzicato”. You can play pizzicato with your right hand while still holding the bow or play the left-hand pizzicato. You can also hold your violin like a ukulele and play it in a similar way to playing ukulele or guitar.
F.C.F.U. Lindsay Lohan’s troubled timeline by Alan Duke, CNN
The actress’ struggle with drugs and alcohol sent her to five rehab facilities for a total of 250 days since January 2007. Lohan has appeared in court 20 times before four judges who have found her in violation of her probation four times and sentenced her to six months in jail. Still, she spent less than two weeks behind bars in her six trips to the Los Angeles County jail.
Lohan also served about 67 days of community service, mostly working at the Los Angeles County morgue.
Lohan’s troubled timeline is lengthy.