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Faux Ghostface: Horror Run Amok and Aplenty in Chapter 20: Autopsy of a Criminal--Pig's Heart: Strange Place to Start (From Picnic Basket to Closed Casket)


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Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

 

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to

Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your tenth episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo.

This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with our tenth season 2 Faux Ghostface review of episode 20: The Vanishing.

 

We are gifted both the Lakewood Five and a variety of new cast members; the lingering questions that plague us are which of these FIVE will outlast, subvert or circumvent the killer's hideous tricks and which

new cast member could be, likely might be-- will be dismembered?

 

You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are

dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing
Lakewood hive.

 

Piper Shaw was quick and torturously slow to stab, now her lanky ass is on a cold goddamn slab.

 

Ms. Autopsy of a Crime is now the criminal mind getting autopsied.

 

I suppose it is safe to say that Zoah/Noe were not meant to be.

 

Finding in Piper's chest cavity a pig's heart proves a rather strange place to start.

 

The real Noah Foster meets a Zoe fucking Faux Gho Imposter!

 

One is buried alive, the other takes an involuntary Wren Lake boxed dive.

 

From Wren Lake picnic basket to closed fucking casket.

 

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the tenth episode of Season 2: Faux Ghostface: Horror Run Amok and Aplenty in Chapter 20: Autopsy of

a Criminal--Pig's Heart: Strange Place to Start (From Picnic Basket to Closed Casket)

Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX


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Chemohawk SessionsBy Falsetto Prophet