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Faux Ghostface: It's Lakewood 6, not 7, in episode 11: Tugging at the Digital Thread--From Brooke's Rock to a Headstone (Two Birds, One Wake for Jake)


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Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

 

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy

companion series to
Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2
(2015, 2016). This twill serve as your premiere episode introducing a new
chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and
deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo.

This is where

we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty
party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream:
The TV Series carnage candy confection with first season 2 Faux Ghostface
review of episode 11: I Know What You Did Last Summer.

 

We are gifted both the Lakewood Six and a variety of

new cast members; the lingering questions that plague us are which of these six
will outlast, subvert or circumvent the killer's hideous tricks and which new
cast member could be, likely might be--will be dismembered?

 

You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are

dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical
dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream
within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your
dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but
you're already dead inside.  Here, in
your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others
may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to
remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now alive--victims of
past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the Lakewood Six who cling
desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive.

 

Audrey's texted conscience might be a con, but it is not a number wrong!

 

It's time to consume some sweet, sugary and decorative cake after the sour, bitter debacle on Wren Lake.

 

Inside the theatre Audrey will fstars panic for she is a double creature feature cinematic godd*** fanatic.

 

Highschool friendships prove fickle as Shake N' Jake greets a scythe slash sickle.

 

Today we're raising the stakes at Wren Lake Estates.

At least Jake got to enjoy skinny dipping before that scythe, into his flesh, was slipping and his entrails dripping.


Emma's dreams of a bloody barn and pig farm are cause for fstars alarm, but can mere dreams harm?

 

Boys may not be Iphones, but we might just be androids!

 

Jake's relegated from Brooke's rock to his own headstone.

 

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the premiere

episode of Season 2:Faux
Ghostface: It's Lakewood 6, not 7, in episode 11: Tugging at the Digital
Thread-- From Brooke's Rock to a Headstone (Two Birds, One Wake for Jake)


Your host, the Noah

Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out

 

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.

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