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Hello Dreamy Screamers!
Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an
episodic vivisecting companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season
1 and 2 (2015, 2016) which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we
scalpel so deep and surgically critique so intensely, this shamelessly
delectable guilty party pleasure, afterwards you shall need a surgical mask
just to keep your face and your wits together!
Like you, and millions just like
you, I struggle to locate, in the infinite digital sea, a shipwrecked treasure
of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a dry
hole or fool's fstars gold, my tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the
indelible gem of a striking, mesmerizing, entertaining TV treat.
Scream the TV Series
is one personification of that very treat I've already spoken to. The cinematic
source material proved such a treasure
trove of valuable sparkling, priceless matter, you would naturally assume, and
wisely so, the televised iteration of the same would be a lame goddamn show
game, but instead, it slices and bisects those hopeless expectations in two, a
grotesque fate that very may well curse one cast character, showers us in
wickedly subversive wit and creative kills rich in and rife with bloody goo. A
tv series iteration equal to, if not occasionally superior to, its film
franchise counterpart-- who, the fstars, knew?
You are our Dreamy Screamers,
for you are dreamy whilst you scream and scream deep within your dreams. I
politely ask you to ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a
scream within a dream? Normally, I would venture to express that a scream
within the subconscious confines of a dream would morph into a nightmare, but
not here. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel
alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall
thrive as you strive to remain above six feet below and to stick with your, for
now, living Lakewood Six hive.
You don't have an irresistibly
bingeable tv series without a diverse collection of expertly scouted filming
locations, unnerving, lamentable lairs, killer hiding places and blood-stained
spaces where our beloved cast members are dismembered with grimaced godd***
faces. These locations we'll map out--via a murderous audible collage--and
explore: a broken bowling alley, Wren Lake, hush hush venues for Branson, his
whore, and an abandoned garage used by Will and Jake; Noah, they forsake, after his premature
slumber mistake, leaving his pale white a** atop Wren Lake and the killer's
deserted-hospital-lair scene still makes me, in fear, shake.
Do remember to leave your door
unlocked and your Glock unloaded as you stream, and dream, a little Scream (The TV
Series) for us.
Are we up to the task to, the elusive, abusive,
inconclusive, slasher, unmask?
They'll try to flee, also to hide; but this killer's
free, gets around and covers ground to such startling degree-- no one is safe
inside, at their bedside for this slasher's fresh blood trail's already dried.
Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: Killer Hiding
Places and Blood-Stained Spaces--Free Mapping Lakewood's Slasher Spree
Locations
(Procrastinated
Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety,
courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.
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By Falsetto ProphetHello Dreamy Screamers!
Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an
episodic vivisecting companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season
1 and 2 (2015, 2016) which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we
scalpel so deep and surgically critique so intensely, this shamelessly
delectable guilty party pleasure, afterwards you shall need a surgical mask
just to keep your face and your wits together!
Like you, and millions just like
you, I struggle to locate, in the infinite digital sea, a shipwrecked treasure
of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a dry
hole or fool's fstars gold, my tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the
indelible gem of a striking, mesmerizing, entertaining TV treat.
Scream the TV Series
is one personification of that very treat I've already spoken to. The cinematic
source material proved such a treasure
trove of valuable sparkling, priceless matter, you would naturally assume, and
wisely so, the televised iteration of the same would be a lame goddamn show
game, but instead, it slices and bisects those hopeless expectations in two, a
grotesque fate that very may well curse one cast character, showers us in
wickedly subversive wit and creative kills rich in and rife with bloody goo. A
tv series iteration equal to, if not occasionally superior to, its film
franchise counterpart-- who, the fstars, knew?
You are our Dreamy Screamers,
for you are dreamy whilst you scream and scream deep within your dreams. I
politely ask you to ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a
scream within a dream? Normally, I would venture to express that a scream
within the subconscious confines of a dream would morph into a nightmare, but
not here. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel
alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall
thrive as you strive to remain above six feet below and to stick with your, for
now, living Lakewood Six hive.
You don't have an irresistibly
bingeable tv series without a diverse collection of expertly scouted filming
locations, unnerving, lamentable lairs, killer hiding places and blood-stained
spaces where our beloved cast members are dismembered with grimaced godd***
faces. These locations we'll map out--via a murderous audible collage--and
explore: a broken bowling alley, Wren Lake, hush hush venues for Branson, his
whore, and an abandoned garage used by Will and Jake; Noah, they forsake, after his premature
slumber mistake, leaving his pale white a** atop Wren Lake and the killer's
deserted-hospital-lair scene still makes me, in fear, shake.
Do remember to leave your door
unlocked and your Glock unloaded as you stream, and dream, a little Scream (The TV
Series) for us.
Are we up to the task to, the elusive, abusive,
inconclusive, slasher, unmask?
They'll try to flee, also to hide; but this killer's
free, gets around and covers ground to such startling degree-- no one is safe
inside, at their bedside for this slasher's fresh blood trail's already dried.
Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: Killer Hiding
Places and Blood-Stained Spaces--Free Mapping Lakewood's Slasher Spree
Locations
(Procrastinated
Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety,
courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.