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Faux Ghostface: Killer or Martyr in this Halloween Two-Parter: Noah's Arc: A Tropical Blood Flood--Marooned with Mortal Wounds (Dark and Stormy Fright)
Greetings Dreamy Screamers, islanders, saboteurs,
graphic novel auteurs and graphically violent historical site visiting connoisseurs.
Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series--this portion pertains to the two episode concluding portion of season 2. This twill serve as your final 2 part Halloween wrapping up, winding down concluding chapter of exotic island carnage in a much needed and celebrated, salacious, sordid and sinister finale of the two true seasons of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo and which of these Lakewood 5 will purchase a
slutty godd*** tattoo. This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure.
Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with our final Halloween special of season 2 Faux Ghostface review of Halloween Special Part I and Part II.
We are gifted both the twice survived Lakewood Five (subtract turncoat/psychopath Kieran Kilcox and add brooding, but innocuous,
Stavo and the math holds, and a variety of new cast members; the lingering
questions that plague us are which of these FIVE will, at this tropically
lethal paradise, this new killer outswim, out tan or navigate more deftly the
fstars Scooby-Doo/Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th van or catamaran and
which new Halloween special cast member could be, likely might be--will be
duped, drowned or dismembered?
You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are
dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical
dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream
within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your
dream, but from Shallow Grove Island stalking Faux Ghostface, you can swim,
seawater tread, coconut palm climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead
inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive
for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as
you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now
alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the
Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive.
The price of paradise is collected in the form of a Buck knife or rustic shears slice.
Noah and Stavo find lucrative success with their graphic novel and, for their lives, they'll sporadically grovel.
Audrey must come to grips with the knowledge that she's got curvaceous hips and sucks ocean water at relationships.
Kieran thought he could wear Faux Gho's mask but he was unworthy of the task and now knows red death at the hands of the true BJ masque.
At figuring out Brooke, Stavo is still slow, she simply wants him to follow where she picks to go.
At Shallow Grove Island, you will find tasty strawberries and hasty adversaries.
Emma can neither outgrow her past or the desire to receive a tacky fstars tattoo.
Is it the burlap bag mask wearing killer's design or Noah's curiosity asinine that funnels them through the dark, dank, rum running tunnel?
Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the final 2 part Halloween concluding chapter: Faux Ghostface: Killer or Martyr in this Halloween Two-Parter: Noah's Arc: A Tropical Blood Flood--Marooned with Mortal Wounds (Dark and Stormy Fright)
-Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out
(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.
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By Falsetto ProphetGreetings Dreamy Screamers, islanders, saboteurs,
graphic novel auteurs and graphically violent historical site visiting connoisseurs.
Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series--this portion pertains to the two episode concluding portion of season 2. This twill serve as your final 2 part Halloween wrapping up, winding down concluding chapter of exotic island carnage in a much needed and celebrated, salacious, sordid and sinister finale of the two true seasons of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo and which of these Lakewood 5 will purchase a
slutty godd*** tattoo. This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure.
Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with our final Halloween special of season 2 Faux Ghostface review of Halloween Special Part I and Part II.
We are gifted both the twice survived Lakewood Five (subtract turncoat/psychopath Kieran Kilcox and add brooding, but innocuous,
Stavo and the math holds, and a variety of new cast members; the lingering
questions that plague us are which of these FIVE will, at this tropically
lethal paradise, this new killer outswim, out tan or navigate more deftly the
fstars Scooby-Doo/Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th van or catamaran and
which new Halloween special cast member could be, likely might be--will be
duped, drowned or dismembered?
You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are
dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical
dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream
within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your
dream, but from Shallow Grove Island stalking Faux Ghostface, you can swim,
seawater tread, coconut palm climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead
inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive
for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as
you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now
alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the
Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive.
The price of paradise is collected in the form of a Buck knife or rustic shears slice.
Noah and Stavo find lucrative success with their graphic novel and, for their lives, they'll sporadically grovel.
Audrey must come to grips with the knowledge that she's got curvaceous hips and sucks ocean water at relationships.
Kieran thought he could wear Faux Gho's mask but he was unworthy of the task and now knows red death at the hands of the true BJ masque.
At figuring out Brooke, Stavo is still slow, she simply wants him to follow where she picks to go.
At Shallow Grove Island, you will find tasty strawberries and hasty adversaries.
Emma can neither outgrow her past or the desire to receive a tacky fstars tattoo.
Is it the burlap bag mask wearing killer's design or Noah's curiosity asinine that funnels them through the dark, dank, rum running tunnel?
Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the final 2 part Halloween concluding chapter: Faux Ghostface: Killer or Martyr in this Halloween Two-Parter: Noah's Arc: A Tropical Blood Flood--Marooned with Mortal Wounds (Dark and Stormy Fright)
-Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out
(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.