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Faux Ghostface: Lakewood Bodies Wane Lean in Chapter 18: Back Stabotage--Brooke a Leg (Carnival Sins Won't Be Forgiven)


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Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to

Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your eighth episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo. This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with our eighth season 2 Faux Ghostface review of episode 18: Village of the Damned.

We are gifted both the Lakewood Five and a variety of new cast members; the lingering questions that plague us are which of these six will outlast, subvert or circumvent the killer's hideous tricks and which new cast member could be, likely might be-- will be dismembered?

You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your

dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive.

 

What gruesome godd*** tricks was Stavo up to in Phoenix?

 

Slick, sly Eli needs, this time, an alilie; he's a sly guy, but needs help with this lie.

 

Ms. Lang's health status remains unknown, but she sure as shiz was tossed over that stairwell so godd*** hard it shattered skull bone.

 

Brooke Brooke did not partake in any pregame din din, but she knows how to sin and also how to, our viewing hearts, win.

 

Eli had motive to, Kieran, duct tape, for we can only assume that Emma, he wants to date rape, or possibly Lakewood escape.

 

Sheriff Acosta finds some troubling familial shi*, but he can't bring himself to his recalcitrant, insolent son, shoot, taze, cuff or hit.

 

Zoe gifts Brooke a ginormous pink flask, but is she, in her makeover and hot pink dress, up to the pageant speech task?

 

Branson's charred corpse is missing an arm, but the newfound knowledge that Stavo knew of these secretive cuffs will his father, and us, disarm.

 

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the eighth episode of Season 2: Faux Ghostface: Lakewood Bodies Wane Lean in Chapter 18: Back Stabotage--Brooke a Leg (Carnival Sins Won't Be Forgiven)

Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.

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