Greetings Dreamy Screamers!
Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to
This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage confection with our tenth, season 1 finale, Faux Ghostface review of episode 10: Revelations.
Emma, Maggy, Piper and we stand atop the dock overlooking the vast black pockets of Wren Lake and collectively spot a shipwrecked treasure of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. Though
You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your scream and scream deep within your dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a
Tick Tock of Faux Gho's homicidal clock at, on and around Wren Lake's Dock.
Does he lie in a pool of warm blood or thick, viscous, room temperature red wine, either way it's a grim fstars sign, he'll no longer whine and go home to his folks in a box made of pine.
Are we up to the task to, the elusive, abusive, inconclusive, slasher, unmask?
Faux Ghostface's killer sports an unkillable brand: a reaper's coal black cloak, ghostly, ghastly mask, a slight, white mask, and a dried blood smeared, caught crimson handed.
Poor humble Hud gut cut, taped to a tree, why the fstars could Maggy not leave him godd*** be?
Brooke proves a tease, impossible to please, petite and rather easy to squeeze, but now her pleas are lost to a deep freeze still dropping degrees.
No psychiatry could cure this lethally, fiery sibling rivalry.
We got ourselves a survival bicurious b-girl and a know it all slick sidedick.
Brooke and Mr. B play a game of musical door locks and, to Faux Ghostface, Emma repeatedly godda** talks.
Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the season 1 finale of Faux Ghostface: Lives End at Wren, New Horrors Found in Episode 10: Refrigeration Mutilation--In Deep Freezer Trouble(Malware Debugger, Masked Mugger and a Tree Hugger)
Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil
(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.
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By Falsetto ProphetGreetings Dreamy Screamers!
Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to
This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage confection with our tenth, season 1 finale, Faux Ghostface review of episode 10: Revelations.
Emma, Maggy, Piper and we stand atop the dock overlooking the vast black pockets of Wren Lake and collectively spot a shipwrecked treasure of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. Though
You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your scream and scream deep within your dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a
Tick Tock of Faux Gho's homicidal clock at, on and around Wren Lake's Dock.
Does he lie in a pool of warm blood or thick, viscous, room temperature red wine, either way it's a grim fstars sign, he'll no longer whine and go home to his folks in a box made of pine.
Are we up to the task to, the elusive, abusive, inconclusive, slasher, unmask?
Faux Ghostface's killer sports an unkillable brand: a reaper's coal black cloak, ghostly, ghastly mask, a slight, white mask, and a dried blood smeared, caught crimson handed.
Poor humble Hud gut cut, taped to a tree, why the fstars could Maggy not leave him godd*** be?
Brooke proves a tease, impossible to please, petite and rather easy to squeeze, but now her pleas are lost to a deep freeze still dropping degrees.
No psychiatry could cure this lethally, fiery sibling rivalry.
We got ourselves a survival bicurious b-girl and a know it all slick sidedick.
Brooke and Mr. B play a game of musical door locks and, to Faux Ghostface, Emma repeatedly godda** talks.
Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the season 1 finale of Faux Ghostface: Lives End at Wren, New Horrors Found in Episode 10: Refrigeration Mutilation--In Deep Freezer Trouble(Malware Debugger, Masked Mugger and a Tree Hugger)
Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil
(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.