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Faux Ghostface: Old Horrors Noah will Unshelve in Chapter 12: Harmful Pig Farm--The Bicurious Liar Scales Barbed Wire (A Backlog of Noahlogue)


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Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

 

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to

Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your second episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloody goo.

This is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage candy confection with second season 2 Faux Ghostface review of episode 12: Psycho.

 

We are gifted both the Lakewood Five and a variety of new cast members; the lingering questions that plague us are which of these six will outlast, subvert or circumvent the killer's hideous tricks and which new cast member could be, likely might be-- will be dismembered?

 

You are still our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your second season screams and scream deep within your analytical dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? You may not be able to escape your dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with those fleeting, but for now alive--victims of past and present lies--who proudly deem themselves the Lakewood Five who cling desperately to their still breathing Lakewood hive.

 

Foster's gotta Foster and Falsetto, the Noah Foster Imposter, has gotta Imposter.

 

The classroom teaches of a threatening simulation, but will there be more predation another evisceration or castration?

 

Emma's lizard fstars brain has morphed into something more insane.

 

Emma craves Mylanta at the realization K's moving back to Atlanta.

 

At nightfall the bicurious liar scales barbed wire--to keep her pale a** out the fire.

 

Man might not live on toppings alone, Piper's accomplice, to Noah, remains unknown.

 

Brooke's rank in the Lakewood Six is number four, for Gustavo knows she's still a whore!

 

Flowers placed on Brooke's Range Rover, to live she'll need the luck of a four-leaf clover!

 

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to the second episode of Season 2: Faux Ghostface: Old Horrors Noah will Unshelve in Chapter 12: Harmful Pig Farm--The Bicurious Liar Scales Barb Wire (A Backlog of Noahlogue)

Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.


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Chemohawk SessionsBy Falsetto Prophet