Chemohawk Sessions

Faux Ghostface: Policing Lifeline Cut in Chapter 9: All Hallows' Deceive--Blood-Slick Trick-or-Mistreating (Costumed Prey at Their Own Soiree)


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Greetings Dreamy Screamers!

 

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to

Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). Here we speak on the Faux Gho with the most dead bodies at their feet, spoken by your Noah Foster Imposter host and Daisy Bell co-host where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable
guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage confection with our ninth Faux Ghostface review of episode 9: The Dance.

 

Hud, and we, search both the southern edge and the vast black pockets of Wren Lake, a shipwrecked treasure of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a bloodred herring, our

tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the indelible gem of a stellar and rewarding TV treat. Scream the TV Series carries the torch of that very same treat. The Scream films, this show's source material-- such a treasure trove of valuable sparkling, brilliantly scripted matter spoken by comely faces who act well, seem genuine and their ultimate fates, to us, matter.

 

You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your scream and scream deep within your dreams. We politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a

dream? You may not be able to escape your dream, but from Faux Ghostface, you can run, climb and attempt to hide, but you're already dead inside.  Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times,
you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain alive and to stick with
those still breathing, those who remain alive in their cherished Lakewood hive.

Hud searching the southern edge of Wren Lake proves a mistake

 

Seth's last name is up in the air, but this psychopathic professor can, them, still scare

 

Mr. B. might morph to Mr. P. but he's an attractive, captive, unreactive audience chained, not fstars free.

 

Is Seth Brandon's sick son or is he the patsy with faux smoking gun?

 

Brooke downs extra Vicodin, once submerged sins resurface again.

 

Jake requests a non-alcoholic drink and runs his mouth before he will think.

 

The Evidence Room, where someone dons the surgical mask of doom!

 

Shake N' Jake may claim the Jake Stops Here, but Brooke, and we, still live in fear!

 

Hud's a Smoker, greets a blunt force fire poker and Audrey looks sexy in a steam punk choker.

 

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to Faux Ghostface: Policing Lifeline

Cut in Chapter Nine: All Hallows' Deceive--Blood-Slick Trick-or-Mistreating (Costumed Prey at Their Own Soiree)

Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.

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