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Faux Ghostface: Second Slice of Tie-Dye Pie in a Dreamy Screamer Sky: Scaredy Alley Cat--Brute on the Loose, Self-Abuse, and a Nearby Noose (Friday Night Frights)
Seth
Branson: Alright Will Gram, what is this killer's design?
Noah
Foster: Well, murder is a lonely game, you know. I mean say
you're the killer OK, you sneak into Nina's house, sculk around, scare her and
then you kill her. Boom, but then what? Take a victory lap around the pool? You
just stand watching the blood spread out in the water, thinking crazy guy
stuff.
Brooke
Maddox: Creepy monologue alert.
Riley
Marra: So maybe it's no good if he's the only one watching.
Noah
Foster: Exactly, yeah, uh, it's the age of Instragram, YouTube
and Tumblr. I mean we need to share the things we do or it's like it never
happened.
Welcome to Friday Night Frights!
Hello Dreamy Screamers!
Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting
companion series to
Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1
and 2 (2015, 2016) The TV Series which
premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and
surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we
will cut a slice of the Scream: The TV Series second episode: Hello, Emma.
Like you, and millions just like you, I struggle to
locate, in the infinite digital sea, a shipwrecked treasure of a television
show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a dry hole or fool's
fstars gold, my tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the indelible gem
of a striking, mesmerizing, entertaining TV treat. Scream the TV Series is one
personification of that very treat I already spoke to. The source material such
a treasure trove of valuable sparkling, priceless matter, you would naturally
assume, and wisely so, that the televised iteration of the same would be a lame
goddamn show game, but instead, it slices those hopeless expectations in two
and showers us in wicked wit and creative kills rich and rife with bloody goo.
Who, the fuck, knew?
You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in
your scream and scream deep within your dreams. I politely ask you to parse and
ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream?
Normally, I would venture to express that a scream within the subconscious
confines of a dream would morph into a nightmare, but not here. Here, in your
dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be
killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain
above six feet below and to stick with your living human hive.
Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: Second Slice of Tie-Dye Pie in a Dreamy Screamer
Sky: Scaredy Alley Cat--Brute on the Loose, Self-Abuse, and a Nearby Noose
(Friday Night Frights)
Faux Ghostface will, some, call; others he will
maul…
An Infamous mask bound to the past…
Payback a potential bitch to the rich, but Kieran
ain't no 21 Jump Street Snitch.
Noah's so very lame wielding zero game, but still
he'll find fame.
Whether victim of suicide or homicide--either way
she's dead inside.
Will Faux Ghostface Slay and Filet in a Dim Alleyway
Tricking the Coroner, Turning Scaredy Cat in Alley
Corner
One will die in
episode two, there are still more bodies for Faux Ghostface to cut through and
Noah's more monologuing to do.
Who will die in this episode?
Emma, Piper, Riley, Audrey, Daisy or Violet, Rachel
or Kieran, Sheriff Hud or Maggie?
The filthy rich, a filthy bitch and a 21 Jump Street
Snitch
-Your Noah Foster Imposter and Daisy, you'll meet me in Hell, Bell
(Procrastinated
Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety,
courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.
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Branson: Alright Will Gram, what is this killer's design?
Noah
Foster: Well, murder is a lonely game, you know. I mean say
you're the killer OK, you sneak into Nina's house, sculk around, scare her and
then you kill her. Boom, but then what? Take a victory lap around the pool? You
just stand watching the blood spread out in the water, thinking crazy guy
stuff.
Brooke
Maddox: Creepy monologue alert.
Riley
Marra: So maybe it's no good if he's the only one watching.
Noah
Foster: Exactly, yeah, uh, it's the age of Instragram, YouTube
and Tumblr. I mean we need to share the things we do or it's like it never
happened.
Welcome to Friday Night Frights!
Hello Dreamy Screamers!
Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting
companion series to
Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1
and 2 (2015, 2016) The TV Series which
premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and
surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we
will cut a slice of the Scream: The TV Series second episode: Hello, Emma.
Like you, and millions just like you, I struggle to
locate, in the infinite digital sea, a shipwrecked treasure of a television
show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a dry hole or fool's
fstars gold, my tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the indelible gem
of a striking, mesmerizing, entertaining TV treat. Scream the TV Series is one
personification of that very treat I already spoke to. The source material such
a treasure trove of valuable sparkling, priceless matter, you would naturally
assume, and wisely so, that the televised iteration of the same would be a lame
goddamn show game, but instead, it slices those hopeless expectations in two
and showers us in wicked wit and creative kills rich and rife with bloody goo.
Who, the fuck, knew?
You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in
your scream and scream deep within your dreams. I politely ask you to parse and
ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream?
Normally, I would venture to express that a scream within the subconscious
confines of a dream would morph into a nightmare, but not here. Here, in your
dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be
killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain
above six feet below and to stick with your living human hive.
Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: Second Slice of Tie-Dye Pie in a Dreamy Screamer
Sky: Scaredy Alley Cat--Brute on the Loose, Self-Abuse, and a Nearby Noose
(Friday Night Frights)
Faux Ghostface will, some, call; others he will
maul…
An Infamous mask bound to the past…
Payback a potential bitch to the rich, but Kieran
ain't no 21 Jump Street Snitch.
Noah's so very lame wielding zero game, but still
he'll find fame.
Whether victim of suicide or homicide--either way
she's dead inside.
Will Faux Ghostface Slay and Filet in a Dim Alleyway
Tricking the Coroner, Turning Scaredy Cat in Alley
Corner
One will die in
episode two, there are still more bodies for Faux Ghostface to cut through and
Noah's more monologuing to do.
Who will die in this episode?
Emma, Piper, Riley, Audrey, Daisy or Violet, Rachel
or Kieran, Sheriff Hud or Maggie?
The filthy rich, a filthy bitch and a 21 Jump Street
Snitch
-Your Noah Foster Imposter and Daisy, you'll meet me in Hell, Bell
(Procrastinated
Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety,
courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.