"All you people who think you know everything about the Lakewood Six. You don't know us. Not really." -Brooke Maddox

Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season

Like you, and millions just like you, I struggle to locate, in the infinite digital sea, a shipwrecked treasure of a television show worth pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a dry hole or fool's fstars gold, my tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the indelible gem of a striking, mesmerizing, entertaining TV treat. Scream the TV Series is one personification of that very treat I've already spoken to. The cinematic source material proved  such a treasure trove of valuable sparkling, priceless matter, you would naturally assume, and wisely so, the televised iteration of the same would be a lame goddamn show game, but instead, it slices and bisects those hopeless expectations in two, a grotesque fate that very may well curse one cast character, showers us in wickedly subversive wit and creative kills rich in and rife with bloody goo. Who, the fstars, knew?

You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in your scream and scream deep within your dreams. I politely ask you to parse and ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream? Normally, I would venture to express that a scream within the subconscious confines of a dream would morph into a nightmare, but not here. Here, in your dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain above six feet below and to stick with your living Lakewood Six hive.

You don't have an irresistibly bingeable tv series without a deliciously bankable cast ranging from survivors of Lakewood--colloquially known as the Lakewood 6--to fodder for the slasher and caricature chum. While I eagerly admit there is a cornucopia of delights to select from with Scream the TV Series, the stakes would not skyrocket nor would the emotion take on such frenetic motion without the likeable, unkillable faces we're treated to every time that melodious, as it is murderous, violin starts tuning us in to the Scream show theme intro.

The Lakewood Six is the name of the group of the survivors of the 2015 Lakewood Murders. The coined term was first mentioned by one of the characters in the Season 2 premiere episode.

Please remember to leave your door unlocked and let your popcorn smolder as you stream, and dream, a little Scream (The TV Series) for us.

Will our adored cast fall too fast or, Faux Ghostface, outlast?

Dream a little scream for us, Dreamy Screamers! Or Stream a Little Scream for us, Streaming Screamers

This cast we revere, though, for their lives, we stew in fear; of the Lakewood Six, all we adore, from the slasher genre sketching dork to the fetching whore.

If this core cast main doesn't stay in their typecast lane, they might greet end of the blade held by slasher insane!

Behind the Grindhouse Café, further down the undisturbed bowling alley lanes, the ledge of your poolside balcony, we've warned you till we're blue in the face and the killer's hand a blood-stained red, listen well and watch closely for you just might catch the next chapter coming:

Faux Ghostface: Killer Hiding Places and Blood-Stained Spaces --Free Mapping Lakewood's Slasher Spree Locations

Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, You'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil.

A killer sports one black hood in Lakewood...

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.