Chemohawk Sessions

Faux Ghostface: Third Serving of a Kill Undeserving: Police Station Evisceration--Luring Riley Through Texted Smiley


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Welcome to Friday Night Frights!

Welcome to Rooftops and Patio Scars!

Hello Dreamy Screamers!

Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to

Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1
and 2 (2015, 2016). The TV Series which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous
television, where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly
delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable
slice of the Scream: The TV Series carnage confection with our third Faux
Ghostface review of episode 3: Wanna Play a Game?

 

It is a bonafide undertaking to locate, in the

infinite digital sea, a shipwrecked treasure of a television show worth
pursuing and exploring. Though often proving a dry hole or fool's fstars gold,
my tireless quest is occasionally rewarded with the indelible gem of a
striking, mesmerizing, entertaining TV treat. Scream the TV Series carries the
torch of that very same treat. The source material-- such a treasure trove of
valuable sparkling, brilliantly scripted matter spoken by comely faces who act
well, seem genuine and their ultimate fates, to us, matter.

 

You are our Dreamy Screamers, for you are dreamy in

your scream and scream deep within your dreams. I politely ask you to parse and
ponder the following: is it a dream within a scream or a scream within a dream?
Normally, I would venture to express that a scream within the subconscious
confines of a dream would morph into a nightmare, but not here. Here, in your
dreamy dream like state, each scream makes you feel alive for as others may be
killed, gruesomely at times, you, instead, shall thrive as you strive to remain
alive and to stick with your living human hive.

Welcome, Dreamy Screamers, to: Faux Ghostface: Third Serving of a Kill Undeserving: Police Station Evisceration--Luring Riley Through Texted Smiley

Faux Ghostface will make Emma choose which of her two gal pals will, their life, lose!

A surgical mask bound to a sordid past…

Branson searches for a picture, the rich seek to grow still richer…

Noah's so very riled up on account of Riley, Faux Ghostface lures via distorted smiley.

Atop an understaffed police station, Riley succumbs to evisceration.

Intrigue blooms between Jake and Will, Jake proves a snake, but will, Will, he kill?

Branson and Brooke have a web chat; she looks good on screen-- a sight far from fat.

Will just one die in episode three? Just cause some others survive don't mean their home fstars free!

Your Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and You'll Meet Her in Hell: Daisy Bell Out

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.

 

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Chemohawk SessionsBy Falsetto Prophet