In this episode of Fire Bad, Tree Pretty, Amanda and Lydia discuss S01E04 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Teacher's Pet." Points of interest: Xander's shitty misogynistic wet dream, B.O., Buffy?, middle school science projects, former teen boys weigh in, THE JACKET, Angel's white tank top, Fork Guy, who is Cordelia's doctor and why is he still practicing?, RIP Dr. Gregory, average middle aged women, predatory shoulder pads, cricket shakes, sensual pincers, SHUT UP BLAYNE, and the egg sacs that never were.