Fire Bad, Tree Pretty

In this "back from the dead" episode of Fire, Bad Tree Pretty, your real trash hosts discuss episode 20 of season 3 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Prom." It's very and revoltingly hauuughtt.

We're back with another blast from the past! In this episode that was recorded in November 2019 - such simple times - your hosts discuss S03E18 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Earshot." It gets surprisingly dick-centric. Points of interest: secrets of healthy skin, oops! no mouth, patriarchy revenge movies, "smootched," SPORTS!, put it in your glove load, further exploration of the happiness clause, demons love to exaggerate, Horny Lydia returns, Cordelia’s delicious transparency, Google corner: tree smells, serial killer profiles, a tasteful coming-out announcement, Willow and her bucket hat, just the worst stunt double, irresistible jello, the evil men do, fuckin' Helen, and the well-known idiom "an apple a day fucks your mother."

HELLO, DO YOU REMEMBER US? In this episode that hopped in a time machine from November 2019, your terrible garbage hosts discuss S03E17 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Enemies." Points of interest: La Banquet d’Amelia fanfic, Angel's hobbies, foreshadowing leather of evil, a big juicy wink, essence of leprechaun, the seductive power of a wet willy, Giles eats a banana, Wes and Cordelia’s first date at Arby’s, the uptuck, no haggling only stabbing, the mayor tries to pimp out his daughter figure, Cordelia’s hormones have entered the chat, the spiderweb shirt debate, pinky rings, weirdly prudish transcripts, the 24 hour hall of records, the shackle shack is recession-proof, the Buffy/Faith kiss on the lips we couldn’t handle, Xander’s punch karma, elections in Sunnydale, and platonic bondage.

In this extremely belated episode of Fire Bad, Tree Pretty, Amanda and Lydia discuss S03E16 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Doppelgangland." Points of interest: The Hoff, Why and how is Anya still going to high school?, Google corner: TATs, projectile pencils, yelling about the black arts in public spaces, The Sunnydale High School Breeding Program, Push It Gently, Willow’s style theme is "fuzzy,", Giles and his lollipop, Yampire Willow, even... OLD PEOPLE, a little part of Angel wants to be the Dingoes roadie, Willow’s undercover op/therapy session, hands in new places, Percival Douchebag the Third, just the grossest trivia, dressed to seduce a book, a wank of watchers, and our most burning question: where does Anya live??

In this episode of Fire Bad, Tree Pretty, Amanda and Lydia discuss S03E15 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Consequences." Points of interest: bloats & floats 101, adult baby play, let's discuss murder in public, Lydia explains horror movies, lying is not a Slayer power, the transcript (and Wes) gets creepy, the ol' fuck n' roll, I like my women like I like the end of Temple of Doom, Detective Sunnydale, some light b&e, that 50's dad vibe, stress-related yeast infections, the tears of Colonel Buffington, leave monkeys out of this, we are scarred anew by the Faith/Xander incident, Vampire Willow + Vampire Faith = we ship it, her ass was giving me those bedroom eyes, felled by macrame, OJ simpson slammers, and moon bathing.

Hello, we're back from the dead with an episode that we recorded on the goddamn FOURTH OF JULY. Yes, we are trash podcasters. Join us anyway, as we discuss S03E14 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Bad Girls." Points of interest: Wesley Wyndham booty, fuck marry kill comic strips, Sunnydale is a one detective town, Allan’s backstory, let’s do a boney, weird biblical wine bottle corner, Faith’s tinder profile, Vince Vaughnofrio, gyrating with abandon, flapping it, farmer tom’s rickety airfield, the logistics of breaking a vampire’s neck, diet waffles, Ladle Boy, the gang's Hogwarts houses, and fat shaming.

In this episode of Fire Bad, Tree Pretty, Amanda and Lydia discuss S03E13, "The Zeppo." Points of interest: the sisterhood of the traveling apocalypse, bayonette babies, our delicate boy, Giles knows superman but I don’t, form of: Douglas, the down under candy, did I mention he’s large?, ass-shaped threats, Cordelia shops at Marm Stride, Geraldine Hillcroft blocked the ERA, Lydia has sex Tourettes, official pod-stance: anti-trim, hardened detective Xander, Buffy’s human-sized barbie dress, if the apocalypse comes lose my number, Giles vs Sassy Cloud, more questions about the curse, gimme a six pack of girls, Faith punches Xander’s v-card, various raves, Oz found a clue!, a vibrator shaped like hot wheels, calling bullshit on Cordelia knowing who Zeppo Marx is, dude, where’s my husband?, and pyJNCOS.

YOUR PRODIGAL HOSTS RETURN... with an episode that was recorded pre-hiatus, somewhere between 6 weeks and 10 years ago. No one really knows. Join us as we throw back to S03E12 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Helpless." Points of interest: it's Bad Dad Week, Hank’s quarterly projections, Buffy calls her dad handsome and we vomit to death, sexual tension with bread, we solve the curse, amethyst breath mints, working on my night moms, the duck is enough, Quentin Travers: the patriarchy incarnate, a sexy deathday coffin dance, crystals & betrayal, questions re: vampires taking pills, Buffy’s sad regular lady moment of street harassment, Kralik’s hipster art exhibit, I just wanna smush your heart into mine, and Eve 6 corner.

It's bad mom Week on FBTP! In this episode of Fire Bad, Tree Pretty, Amanda and Lydia discuss S03E11 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Gingerbread." Points of interest: Bang Bang No Bang, pocket cookies, rustling the bushes, #mrsandersonfromthebank, merry go round vs carousel, Willow's secret older brother who's in jail, the sexcyclopedia, Bunny Summers, don't catch a chill on your way to your own execution dear, Lil' Mooners, regular non-sexy magic, the logistics of keeping a rat who's really a human in your room for several years, by our powers combined we are Finger Quotes, the dangers of mom mentality, a variety of corners, the frisky watchers chatroom, and this really distressing fable about sexually assaulting a duck.

In this super-sized episode of Fire Bad, Tree Pretty, Amanda and Lydia discuss S03E10 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Amends." Points of interest: Sir Mutton of Chopsworth, DEM BANGS, Cordelia’s low blow, Willow’s precious moments eyes, Perfect Oz is Perfect, Joyce fakes her own death to avoid spending Christmas with Giles, Faith’s party is from Canada, you wouldn’t know it, Giles is a sexy domestic beast who also has a crossbow, we finally ask WHY HE BACK THO, Angelus’ rapey vamp attacks, a research montage!, the real questions about businessman Travis, library sex dreams, the bringers are freaks

Lydia’s bird box challenge, the purest pre-bone

stop or we’ll police!, exit stage window, Sunnydale is a structural nightmare, I KNOW DEREK, YOU’RE EVIL, the first blows up its own spot, crobbing, the logistics of the magic snow, how ents make babies, lip bangs, Sorry Bob Barker, you’re still alive, Team Dylan vs Bran-something, Vibrator Corner, the 1-800-Collect sweepstakes commercial, and listener feedback turns into a therapy session.