Ladies and gents... ARRRRRREEEE WE ASCENDING?! HAPPY NEW YEAR, Y'ALL! Our hostesses with the mostest are back and giving you a thirst episode/new segment right off the bat! FCC Friday? Fictional Crush Friday? Fictional Character Crush Friday? (... we're still working on the title. Some help is going on - M) In this new series, the ladies gush about their favorite fictional loves and create alternate universes for said loves. (We really thought these through.  We have receipts! - G) So sit back. Grab yourself a drink. And join them on this non-judgmental journey because TRUST AND BELIEVE they understand. So... choo choo, motherfuckers. Choo. Choo.