Baby Yoda. Baby, Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda. BaBY, BABY YODA. That's it...That's the episode.

Ladies and gents... ARRRRRREEEE WE ASCENDING?! HAPPY NEW YEAR, Y'ALL! Our hostesses with the mostest are back and giving you a thirst episode/new segment right off the bat! FCC Friday? Fictional Crush Friday? Fictional Character Crush Friday? (... we're still working on the title. Some help is going on - M) In this new series, the ladies gush about their favorite fictional loves and create alternate universes for said loves. (We really thought these through.  We have receipts! - G) So sit back. Grab yourself a drink. And join them on this non-judgmental journey because TRUST AND BELIEVE they understand. So... choo choo, motherfuckers. Choo. Choo.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! Gail hosts for the first time without Maria, but brought some help to spread some Christmas cheer. She and guest host Christian discuss some of their childhood favorites and the amazing cheesiness of TV Christmas rom-coms. If you're lactose intolerant, beware. The movies mentioned have a cheese rating of an extra cheesy cheese pizza with cheese stuffed crust and mozzarella sticks on the side... in the best possible way. Watch these suggestions at your own risk. In any case, we all wish you Happy Holidays. Thank you for sticking with us this season. Not to worry, we'll be back in 2020 with some fun, new content. Catch you in the next decade, y'all!

 

 

Music: Purple Planet Music

- Track: Joyful Christmas

Wow wow wow wow wow. It's here. Mayans Season 2 Season Finale. It's been a wild ride, y'all. A JOURNEY OF COSMOLOGICAL PROPORTIONS as G would say. It goes without saying that our hostesses "strugg to func" the entire season, but this finale short-circuited their already overloaded brains. 2020 and Season 3 (CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS! - M & G) can't come soon enough.

Maria didn't want to say she told you so but...(NO I WANNA SAY IT. I TOLD Y'ALL SO! -M) On this week's episode Gail (as always) breaks Maria, but more than usual this time around. Gail's research gets absolutely deep this week that it goes back to season one, apologies in advance in this if this puts anyone in distress, it's almost the season finale after all... (NOW YOU ALL FEEL MY PAIN! -M)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! This year's episode Gail and Maria...Well...Just Gail shares her childhood Halloween stories and boy are they a treat. The ladies also discuss their favorite candies that were giving out during their youth. (Jesus, making us sound super old here. - M) and talk about their favorite Halloween traditions that include movies...Predator may or may not have compromised our sound. (No, you just sent demonic audio to me again, Maria. - G)

 

Intro/Background Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

Tracks used: "Bats in The Belfry," "Quirky Moments," & "Halloween Pumpkin"

Misc. Music: "O Fortuna" performed by MIT Concert Choir

Elgin James, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US!? *Sigh* Welcome back on this episode where the Maria and Gail stall to avoid discussing the last nine minutes of the episode. Maria finally gets to go off on Dita once more and she didn't hold back and the return of Chibs has the ladies on cloud nine and so does the thirst for EZ Reyes and at this point, can you really blame them?

Welcome to this week's episode where Maria shares her feeling about people not doing their research. (Listen...YOU HAVE TO REALLY READ INTO THINGS IF YOU WANT THE ANSWERS YOU WANT! -M). The ladies discuss how this episode is their favorite one so far and how Emily's current situation and how actions are putting her on a path she shouldn't be in. A shout out to JD Pardo for slightly breaking and completely breaking Maria by reciting poetry. Whoever wrote that scene in, know that the ladies are forever grateful. Also, sleeves are bullshit.

Things are getting too accurate and on the nose on this week's episode, which means the torture amplifies for Maria. (I signed up for this. I have no one else to blame. - M) Unfortunately we know it will only get worse from here and if the titles mean anything, we're in for a bumpy ride...

*Cue Sofia Vergara Gif* WE KNEW IIIIIIIT!!!! This episode, Gail continues to make Maria absolutely nervous for what may be in store for our Mayans. Join them as they go in delve deeper into the deities chosen this season, unraveling potential storylines as everything progresses. Gail remains hopeful (You can't flipping mention the sun metaphorically and $#!T and not give us hope...eventually. Don't do this to us, Sutter. -G) while Maria is yelling about stupid Magic 8 Balls into the Void. (I'm telling you. "Outlook not great." -M)