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  • Happy Menopause Month

    What the fuck is going on?  October is Menopause Awareness Month and I  am just now finding out about it?  On this episode , Jane Doe goes on an unfiltered rant about wanting clear answers and has decided to hire the Groundhog to take charge.

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    14 min
  • Why Are We Still Afraid?

    Why are women still afraid to walk alone....and still fighting to be believed?

    Today's episode brought me to tears and reopened the pain of my own domestic violence case, where I was called Jane Doe.  I'm talking about the fear women carry, the hurt of being dismissed and how watching someone else's story unfold can bring your own rushing back.

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    16 min
  • Anyone Got A Match?

    Have you ever left a convo with a friend wondering if you heard what you thought you heard? It has taken me a while but I've finally realized that gaslighting happens all the time between women.

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    17 min
  • My Make up Is Older Than You.

    I've been doing my makeup the same way since the 80s.  Then my friend started watching TikToks, changed her whole routine and suddenly I realized my face was out of style.

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    14 min
  • Who The Fck Stole My Stilettos ?

    I used to live in stilettos.  I wore them all day as a flight attendant, walked airports in them, works in them, danced in them - and honestly thought they were the absolute pinnacle of femininity.

    Then somehow...my feet staged a coup.

    So what the fuck happened?

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    13 min
  • Why I'm Jane Doe

    In this episode, I explain why I chose the name Jane Doe  - and why that name means so much more to me than anonymity.

    Years ago, during a domestic violence case, I was stripped of my actual name and was identified in my court case as "Jane Doe". I lost the case, he walked away.  I was humiliated, angry and left feeling like my story didn't matter.

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    11 min
  • The Chickens Are Calling Me

    At some point in your 60s apparently the chickens start sounding like a good idea.

    In this episode I'm trying to figure out when fresh eggs, a vegetable garden and a quiet backyard became more appealing than a night out.  

    Am I one chicken coop away from living off the grid?

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    13 min
  • What The F#ck Am I Suppose To Wear?

    Apparently, once you hit your 60s, the fashion industry thinks you should surrender quietly to khaki pants & a trench coat.

    No thank you.

    Let's talk about the completely confusing experience of getting dressed at this age.  I don't want to dress like I'm 25, but I also don't want to look like I've given up!

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    13 min
  • Who Has Time to Drink Anymore?

    Apparently being a woman in your 60s now requires a full time wellness department.  Protein. Water. Magnesium. Sleep. Strength training. Peptides. NAD. Skincare. Ten thousand steps.  And god forbid you forget your electrolytes.

    So when I am suppose to have time for a cocktail ?????


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    14 min
  • she's a gold digger

    why do we call younger women who date older men gold diggers but we don't a name for the men who deliberately look for younger women?

    In this episode Jane Doe turns the stereotype around and asks what happens when we look at both sides....

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    14 min

About FCK This

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FCK THIS with Jane Doe is what happens when you hit your 60s and realize you’re done pretending you have it all figured out.

I’m Jane Doe. I’m 62, menopausal, married, a mother—and…