F*ck You, Dan Majerle!

The NBA's 75th Season is upon us. We recap all the things we could have, should have (and absolutely did not) done since recording our last episode. Plus, we preview the upcoming season, talk NBA commercials and invade Kyrie's privacy. And why do we do it? In hopes that someday, Thunder Dan himself will recognize this tribute and share the love. Oh, and for you too.

A bit behind schedule, but worth the wait. In this episode, FYDM waxes poetic on the Safdie Brothers, breaks down 90s Knicks Tough Guys and offers up some quintessential sex advice from Xavier McDaniel. And in a sprawling expose, we dig deep on the mystery behind Kyle Korver's face.

Your two favorite basketball idiots kick off Season 2 with a look back at the playoffs, a look ahead to the new season and a deep desire to finally meet Thunder Dan. Plus, could Marky Mark have stopped 9/11?

FYDM gets its first guest as a prestigious NBA on NBC alumnus breaks down the GOAT, the glory days of Sega Dreamcast and an unfounded assault on a Hall of Fame Quarterback. Plus, an exploration into the dark corners of Doug Christie's marriage.

The Last Dance is over and now there is nothing...except a vicious internet assault on Karl Malone and the shot heard round the world. Plus, Le Dan Prix crowns a winner.

Michael Jordan confirms our origin story, Charles Barkley throws someone through a window and The Stro Show comes to town. Plus, we lock in the Final Four of Le Dan Prix (explosion). All from Quarantine.

Your favorite basketball idiots try to wrap their heads around one of the biggest tragedies of our time. Plus: Apocalyptic Hoops, How to get your NBA Fix and Le Dan Prix (explosion).

Your favorite idiots get some unexpected celebrity love as Le Dan Prix (explosion here) continues and we get even closer to Majerle contact. Plus, Dwayne Wade's Rap Career and a K-9 Mixup.

Prince vs. Carlos Boozer, our favorite NBA commercials and the unveiling of the prestigious 32 man tournament: Le Dan Prix, a Dan-on-Dan battle the likes of which the world has never seen. Oh and Dan Majerle, give us a ring.

Here we go again. Chris and Kevin debate the awesomeness of Kevin Garnett, talk Kurt Russell's NBA prospects and take aim at Warren G - perpetrator of the 90s biggest lie. Also, remember the Heaven's Gate Cult?