F*ckShakespeare

F*ckShakespeare

By Diana Green & Erin deWardFictionDrama
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F*ckShakespeare episodes

  • Season 2 Episode 2: Virility and Fertility, Julius Caesar, Act 1

    Meet the big man himself! Oh, yeah, and Caesar too. 😁 Antony runs a naked race through the streets flogging women with a goat thong so they could be more fertile. Don't blame us. We didn't write it!

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    And if you are inclined to be a patron like Queen Elizabeth, you can support this podcast for as little as 99¢/month. Click the link below! Think of it like throwing money in the virtual hat while we crazy players do our little song and dance here. We thank you! (imagine us bowing now)

    1 hr 8 min
  • Season 2 Episode 1: Julius Grab the Girl, Julius Caesar Act 1

    Who are the villains? Who are the heroes? Are there any heroes in politics? Why do people like this play? Was JC a tyrant? Did Brutus stab him in the BALLS??!!! Answers to all these and more... will be attempted. 😏  We discuss Plutarch (*yawn*) and then quickly move on to blood and murder and overthrow of governments and some river named the Rubicon. Kicking off our second season with some hot Romans (at least we like to imagine Mark Antony with a sixpack and excellent cheekbones).

    Want more fun? Check out our website: fckshakespeare.com

    Have a compliment or a complaint? Tweet at us, if you must: @fckshakespod

    See weird pix and more info on episodes on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fckshakespeare/

    And if you are inclined to be a patron like Queen Elizabeth, you can support this podcast for as little as 99¢/month. Click the link below! Think of it like throwing money in the virtual hat while we crazy players do our little song and dance here. We thank you! (imagine us bowing now)

    54 min
  • Season Two Trailer

    Find out what's in store for you in our shiny new season! Oooooh....

    Coming up first in Season 2: Julius Caesar!! Stay tuned. Starts February 2nd.

    For more fun shit go to our website: fckshakespeare.com


    3 min
  • Episode 70: Shakespeare Quickies - Tips and Tricks for Understanding Any Play

    Wrapping up Season 1 with this handy guide to all that useful shit we talk about with every play. We'll cover everything from "what is a comedy" to Line Ending Blueprints. Here's a taste, but for the FULL SUPER-DEE-DUPER TEXT go to our website!! We'll even make it downloadable, you lucky f*ckers!!

    1) in a tragedy there are lots of dead bodies on stage at the end. In a comedy at least one couple gets married. In a "problem play" there are bits of both, which is problematic...

    2) Iambic pentameter is just a rhythm (METER) with five (PENT) double beats (IAMBS, or "I am!"s)

    3) Only 5% of the words contained in all of Shakespeare's plays are words we don't use anymore, so quit moaning about having to learn Olde English. 

    4) Verse is when a line is written in rhythm (see Iambic Pentameter). There is also Prose, which is more like regular speaking. When a character who usually  speaks in verse suddenly starts speaking in prose, LISTEN UP cuz he's deranged... or sick, or lying...

    All of these and more are fleshed out on the website: www.fckshakespeare.com 

    45 min
  • Episode 69: The Circumcised Dog, Othello Final Scene

    69??? Well, we had to celebrate Drunk Shakespeare style! Here's to you, Othello and Desdemona! The final scene of Othello is a messy one, but hopefully Iago will get what's coming to him. It's unclear. 

    We hope you've enjoyed Othello. UP NEXT: Julia Caesar

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    And if you are inclined to be a patron like Queen Elizabeth, you can support this podcast for as little as 99¢/month. Click the link below! Think of it like throwing money in the virtual hat while we crazy players do our little song and dance here. We thank you! (imagine us bowing now)

    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 68: Whores and Stooges, Othello Act 5

    Just before the real shit goes down there's one preview scene, Act 5: Scene 1, where Iago kills off one pesky whiner and maims another. He's losing his cool. 

    Want to know more?

    Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fckshakespeare/

    Tweet at us, if you must: @fckshakespod

    Join our Facebook group:  https://www.facebook.com/groups/fshakespeare

    And if you are inclined to be a patron like Queen Elizabeth, you can support this podcast for as little as 99¢/month. Click the link below! Think of it like throwing money in the virtual hat while we crazy players do our little song and dance here. We thank you! (imagine us bowing now)

    32 min
  • Episode 67: Your Cheatin' Heart, Othello Act 4

    What to do when your husband thinks you've been cheating on him? In Act 4: Scene 3 of Othello we get two very different opinions from two very different women. It's one of those rare scenes in Shakespeare's plays that has only women in it, and if you think Shakespeare didn't care about women then you haven't listened to his female characters.

    Also, there's a FckShakespeare holiday tune at the end. Don't miss it! 😁🎄

    For more info, please visit our website: fckshakespeare.com 

    33 min
  • Episode 66: Foul Toads, Othello Act 4

    Othello is not taking rejection well. He's pretty pissed. And Desdemona is totally confused. She finally has to appeal to Iago for help! Ooohhh the irony.

    PLEASE, if you want to be part of this conversation leave us a comment or a question here or on the website: fckshakespeare.com

    Want to know more?

    Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fckshakespeare/

    Tweet at us, if you must: @fckshakespod

    Join our Facebook group:  https://www.facebook.com/groups/fshakespeare

    And if you are inclined to be a patron like Queen Elizabeth, you can support this podcast for as little as 99¢/month. Click the link below! Think of it like throwing money in the virtual hat while we crazy players do our little song and dance here. We thank you! (imagine us bowing now)


    55 min
  • Episode 65: Goats and Monkeys!, Othello Act 4

    The animal imagery starts to get pretty heavy in Act 4 as Othello gets mind-f*cked by that demon, Iago. Goats, monkeys, minxes, skunks... There's no telling who or what is having sex in his imagination. He is sliding far from the noble, charismatic hero we first met back in Act 1. That's why they call it a tragedy...

    Want to know more?

    Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fckshakespeare/

    Tweet at us, if you must: @fckshakespod

    Join our Facebook group:  https://www.facebook.com/groups/fshakespeare

    And if you are inclined to be a patron like Queen Elizabeth, you can support this podcast for as little as 99¢/month. Click the link below! Think of it like throwing money in the virtual hat while we crazy players do our little song and dance here. We thank you! (imagine us bowing now)

    We don't have a plan for the next thing. Want to cast your vote for the next play? DM us or email us: [email protected]

    52 min
  • Episode 64: From the Blood of Dead Virgins, Othello Act 3

    That handkerchief! Holy shit! What a piece of work! Othello suspects that Desdemona has given it to Cassio so he can wipe her smell out of his beard. In a jealous froth, he tells Des the story of where the handkerchief came from and it's f*cking terrifying!! It's all downhill from here for them.

    PLEASE, if you want to be part of this conversation leave us a comment or a question here or on the website: fckshakespeare.com

    Want to know more?

    Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fckshakespeare/

    Tweet at us, if you must: @fckshakespod

    Join our Facebook group:  https://www.facebook.com/groups/fshakespeare

    And if you are inclined to be a patron like Queen Elizabeth, you can support this podcast for as little as 99¢/month. Click the link below! Think of it like throwing money in the virtual hat while we crazy players do our little song and dance here. We thank you! (imagine us bowing now)

    We don't have a plan for the next thing. Want to cast your vote for the next play? DM us or email us: [email protected]

    41 min

About F*ckShakespeare

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Ahhh crap! The Shakespeare unit is coming up and the teacher is gonna make us read aloud. I can't take it!! If this is you, we are here to make all that shit easier. Every week we will tackle some…