Robin and Natasha spend far too much time discussing their disdain - and pleasure(!) for a sports bra before diving into this week’s topic: What do you do when you love your friends…  but hate how they parent? Do you stay friends, or just simply fade away?

Robin wonders about saying yes to jobs too quickly, and if she should trust that the right thing can take some time and whether waiting it out is better. Natasha talks about seeing the value in taking a moment before saying yes to many things - whether it’s a job, a second date, or anything in between.

Natasha reveals what has happened since we last heard about her pipes exploding, sending excrement everywhere all over her home. Meanwhile, Robin cannot deal with how disgusting boys can be and goes on a rant that will leave everyone chanting, “The cap must go on!”

Natasha talks about how grateful and lucky she feels to live in her house because it’s in a gentrified neighborhood yet the rent is affordable, until Robin calls her out and forces her to come clean on the fact that a pipe burst just that day, spewing shit all over her home. And that was just the beginning. 

Natasha reveals potentially confidential details about a game show on which she appeared recently, and she and Robin spill secrets about what it takes to get on a game show as a contestant. Then Robin digresses to the actual topic of the episode, does it feel like your kids got frozen in time from the quarantine? Like they are still the same age that they were when it started?

Robin and Natasha share stories of their kids and lying (mostly about online activity) which leads to a bigger conversation about online predators, how to explain their existence to your kids, and when is the right time? Does scaring them straight work?

Natasha is listening to a new meditation that’s helping her find clarity, and Robin calls bullshit on it, because it’s more of a mantra than a meditation. They both feel certain it could end up driving Natasha insane. Robin also delves into her feelings of self worth, and whether she’ll ever find it outside of her career.

Robin doles out her body dysmorphic reasoning behind preferring a smaller bra size (not that she’ll wear it), and is shocked when Natasha reveals that she - and potentially her son - have more than the standard number of nipples. Plus both women discuss what it takes to level up in Hollywood, and demand more.

Robin explains what led to her decision to become braless once and for all, even at a high brow charity event, while Natasha shares a story of feeling fearless enough to figure out just what to do before security found a dimebag o’ fun in her purse before a concert. Let the good times roll.

Robin and Natasha debate whether raising boys or girls are easier while Robin admits she was devastated when she found out - twice - that she wasn’t having a girl. Meanwhile Natasha shares the heart wrenching story of reconciling with her biological father when she was a teen, just one year before he passed away.