In this episode, the boys try to keep Evan away from the edge of the cliff as the review the first game of the season, some impressive play by newcomers Eddi Tagseth and Wyatt Meyer, but the same ol' Nashville Soccer Club who can't seem to score goals even if their lives depend on it.  The boys express their confusion and disappointment with so many injuries to start the season, but they do celebrate their victory in getting Johnny Cash back in the NSC pregame ritual.  A Rorschach test gives a glimpse not only into the game, but also into the boys' souls.  And finally, they preview the upcoming game against the Red Bulls, who have the dumbest name in sports.  And they drink beer.