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I can't recommend this show enough! It's got tropes, but subverts them in the best way. It's a fun, slice of life, cozy show that will make you crave baked goods CONSTANTLY. 

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure story that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that." or maybe "Absolutely No Adventures is a scripted fantasy un-adventure podcast that follows Sig, a baker whose Miraculously Portentous Birth makes him a target for people from all over looking for a chosen one for quests he could not be less interested in.

https://noadventurespod.com/

Transcripts: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

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Podcast cover art by MGOSketches

Opening songs by Schianovus

Warlock contains some adult language and fantasy violence. We recommend Warlock for children 13 and older.