We're going back to the beginning of Fan Fic (kinda) with Pon Farr!

The Femmes are joined by a very special guest; author Wells Thompson, author of Smut, to chat about the sexiest time in a Vulcan's life.

The Stories in this Episode are:

kuv kath-vuk fator by: AgentStannerShipper

and

The Rejected Omega by: Sara Sellers

Wells Thompson is a Chicago based comic book writer and editor specializing in doing a little bit of everything, from horror (Frankenstein the Unconquered) to fantasy (The Catskin and the Rose) to smut (Smut). When he’s not writing, he’s drinking too much coffee and taking care of his house so his wife doesn’t have to. You can find his work on his website wellsthompson.com and his newsletter Comics, Cats, & Cocktails via substack

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We're going back in time with our special guest, Ben Hebert, host of the Bite-Sized Podcast. Watch as the Femmes chat about their hottest time period, the mechanics of 2 versions of yourself in one timeline and historic crime solving!

The Stories in this episode are:

In the Silence by Hoppsan

Ghost Walk by Cassandra Gannon

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The Femmes went to the Chicago Comic and Entertainment Expo (a.k.a C2E2) and talked all about The Four Elements of Good Smut!

Listen in as we break down the elements to a good smutty story, play some games with the amazing crowd and do dramatic reenactments that could win us some Oscars!

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We close our series about the arranged marriage trope with none other than, "everything else".

Listen in as we fangirl over Narcissa Black, talk about the mechanics of doing chores and sexual activities and rare fanfic pairings we love.

The stories in this episode are:

Birth Right by LoveBitca8

Arranged Control by B.B. Hamel

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We're back for Part 2 of our THREE PART series on Arranged Marriage Tropes with our wonderful friend Taylor Lehmkuhl!

Listen in as we discuss the political climate between Orcs and Elves, the MPREG lore of certain creatures and how hot it is to be pushed against a tree!

The stories in this episode are:

She Shall Have by writtenintostars

Claimed by the Orc Prince by Lionel Hart

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Hold onto your butts as we go back in time and talk about Arranged Marriages- the historical version!

Kick off our three part series with our first episode as we meet our dear friend Taylor, chat about pirates, bathing with someone else and find out what the word publican actually means!

The stories in this episode:

Blood under the skin by CartoonMayor

A Bride for the Prizefighter by Alice Coldbreath

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Brother of the Pod, Rob is in town so OF COURSE we made him come on the show with the topic of Lawyers! Listen in as we get some insight into Emily's childhood, talk about the most Chicago-themed basement ever and discuss what the word litigation actually means.

Stories in this Episode:

Loyal Lawyer by Jeannine Colette & Lauren Runow

R. v. Riddle by devdevlin

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It's time to get HEX-RATED with the Femmes! That's right, we did a HALLOWEEN LIVE SHOW!

With very special guests Marco Braun and Danny Chapman, the gang talks about MUMMIES!

Listen in as we talk about our love of Halloween, the worrisome headspace in a tomb and just how good the movie The Mummy is!

The Stories in this Episode:

The Mummy's Curse by J. Raven Wilde

Egyptian Dust and Wander Lust by Ash_ling_ook and Maria81

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