Messy Thoughts Episode 19. This week on Messy Thoughts, we are ALL over the place… in the best way possible.

BJ kicks things off with a truly cursed Monday: dentist cancellations, a blown-out tire on I-35, Discount Tire chaos, and a reminder that sometimes you just have to laugh before you spiral. From there, we dive into the internet’s latest parasocial obsession — the TikTok breakup of Brin & Mario — and unpack what happens when your entire brand is built on being a couple.

Then it’s Black History Month, and we’re honoring two icons:

📚 E. Lynn Harris – the groundbreaking openly gay Black author who shaped a generation of readers. 🏛️ Shirley Chisholm – the first Black woman elected to Congress and the first Black woman to run for President in 1972.

We also play a chaotic tournament-style game: Who’s the Most Trustworthy White Person to Invite to the Cookout? The bracket includes Meryl Streep, Britney Spears, Dolly Parton, Adele, Miley Cyrus, and more. The final winner? You might be surprised.

And yes… we go there.

We get into fetishes, kinks, blindfolds, ropes, sensory play, gym cruising, roleplay fails, and whether your kink translates into your real-life personality. It’s messy. It’s honest. It’s slightly unhinged.

We wrap up with a listener voicemail asking:

• What belief did you have 5 years ago that embarrasses you now?
• What’s the most unhinged thought you had this week?

Let’s just say… the gym stories alone are worth it.

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The thoughts are messy… but the bottoms are not.