Might've spoke too soon about the Mufasa movie music...lol that damn song has been EVERYWHERE [ : _ ( ]

But! other than that we are right, as always, about everything. Just make sure that if the restaurant says it's 'Mexican' that it is in fact, Mexican. Drake & Jay-z suck, Shadow sucks, and the loose monkeys running around Central FL also suck. You know what doesn't suck? BEANS.

So many thoughts.

Have you ever considered the harDships of men? Have you ever cocKblocked? 

Feel free to write in and let us know. 

K thanks bye!!!!

Hello!

I hope you are not sad about things! Maybe just think of Ed Wuncler III or Gin Rummy to give u hope in these times. 

Don't be scurred.

Also, friendly reminder, you actually own nothing anymore.  #rentersforlifeeeee

Also Also, someone put these keeds in computer lab, please. 

#unburdernedbywhathasbeen

Yo What's good friends and fiends!!! Today we get into who would make the best president...results may shock you. (Spoiler, we all suck) SOOO anyways, here is a new eps for your ear holes - please enjoy ^.^

Hello!

First of all no new news but JLO needs some validation but maybe also self esteem. Also, why we got the Sessler goin berserk? Why we got military vehicles completely flipped over on the main highway?? I think the main question here though is do you prefer The Rock or Batista in reference to wrestler man movie stars??

Let us know. 

K thnx byeee

Call the Authorities Neowww!! The Diddler's must be stopped, blocked and arrested immediately! Ask yourself this, how much $$ would it take for you to H03?? Or are you just out here giving it up for free??? Know what else is free, watching celebs be absolute buffoons! Its Great! 

& Always remember to be prepared for everything at ALL times, your life depends on it.  

Have you ever had the fear that airplanes weren't safe? Well you'd be correct! And the *industry* is trying to stay hush hush about it. Would you use recycled soaps? ..They're economic! Also, try not to be a crazy cat lady and make sure to wear the highest of frequency clothing.

K thnks byeeeee!!!!!!

Hey Hey!!

This episode we delve a bit into the TRUTH baby!!! And by Truth I may or may not mean conspiracies...but that makes it all the more valid tbh. Do guys even really like or respect women?? Whats worse, being 'friend-zoned' or 'bang-zoned'? Me thinks its obvi but idc, argue wit ya mama. Also, selling c00ch online seems to be one of the most consistently lucrative business ventures, lol. Yikes. 

Also Also, this was ironically, unironically recorded on National Womens Day, so do with that what you will. 

Hiya Fiends!

This week issa two man show aka battle ground where The Impaler and I hash it out! Who sucks more, men or women?? Tune in to find out! 

*Also, join our (eventual) Patreon to hear the exclusive "whore" name! Also Also, maybe, just maybe, dont SA people?? Just a thought. 

Funn times..

Are farts always rude or are they always cool...? Asking for a friend. Also did you know that literally everything is a conspiracy including the Super of Bowls???? How sad/scared/stupid do you have to be to mistake an ACORN for a gun sh0t??? Doesn't matter anyways, because from here on out the A.I. will tell us all visual lies and we won't know the difference to care...probably. 

Hopefully not though.