FiftyFive.One Podcast

It's back! The 7039th edition of the Dylan Wolpers Derby returns as Minnesota go to Houston Dynamo for the 17th time this season. Rodrigo, Wes, Mark, and Corey are joined by prodigal podcaster Alex to talk about the first half of greatness and the second half of predictable terrible from the Loons. Plus Kei Kamara is a Loon!

Dayne Saint Clair has performed two miracles playing for Minnesota United, when will he get his sainthood? Minnesota United played two matches this week and after they dip into Thomas Chacon talk, Rodrigo, Wes, Corey, and Mark talk about a win and a loss for the Loons.

Minnesota United were terrible! Minnesota United were amazing!

Which is the real Loons? Corey, Rodrigo, Wes, and Mark discuss the two different performances, the appearance of Bebelo, the Dayne St. Clair debut, and Robin Lod, international man of mystery.

Dad is away! Corey, Mark, and Rodrigo were going to record a podcast because Wes went on vacation, but then Wes shows up with half a bottle of wine and they talk about the Minnesota United loss to Dallas and the upcoming Houston match.

Minnesota United fell to Sporting Kansas City as the league restarted and Mark, Rodrigo, Wes, and Corey are here to talk about where things fell flat. They're also there to say Chacon as many times as possible, to preview the match against FC Dallas and to sing "Bebelo" to as many melodies as possible.

With the rest of the 2020 MLS season kicking off, Rodrigo, Corey, Mark, and Wes look ahead and set expectations. They come up with wish lists for each of the players.

Corey, Mark, Rodrigo, and Wes recap the MLS is Back tournament to ask if Minnesota missed an opportunity or exceeded expectations. Then they talk about the debacle of the Minnesota United academy.

Minnesota United bowed out of the MLS is Back tournament. Wes, Rodrigo, Corey, and Mark look back at the final match against Orlando and what went right and what went very wrong. They marvel at the game changing Nani.

Minnesota United gave a raw-bottom spanking to the San Jose Earthquakes and Mark, Corey, Wes, and Rodrigo break down how the plan worked and look forward to a semi-final match-up with Orlando.

Minnesota United beat Columbus Crew in the first round of the knockouts. Corey, Mark, Rodrigo, and Wes talk about what worked and praise TylerMiller's pornstache. Then they finish off by talking about Harrison Heath coming after Jeff Rueter.