water, weed, gays, gold mines, ufos, campaign strategies, school bullies (spoiler alert some of them are actually administrators), propane, coal, Hales' dirty money, porkchops, OLCC, chemtrails (pay me)
and why I unfollowed more than 600 people on Instagram.
they say game is sold not told- but it's friday and I like you!
maybe even have a trivia contest to win a campaign shirt!.

2 hours of me thinking outloud.

- I hope you understand that when 'they' colonize another planet, 'you' won't be allowed to go. you'll remain on this resource depleted planet, sending your rent credits via satellite.
- Oregon makes voting easy. Obama wants to make it mandatory.
I wanna know how you feel.
- should I take the plea bargain so I don't run the risk of eating cop pubes?

- are horoscopes essentially cheat codes in this game of life?

- th

2 hours of me thinking out loud.

2 hours of me thinking outloud.

2 hours of me thinking outloud.

2 hours of me thinking outloud.

join us for two hours of me thinking out loud.

join us for 2 hours of me thinking outloud.

join us for 2 hours of me thinking outloud.

featuring special guests and news updates from the Portland Intelligencer

-MEASLES!

-the government is coming for your vape pens! 

-the government is coming for your weed!

-John McCain thinks you are a scumball.

-I got arrested for drunkenly dropping the "do you know who I am?" when they did know who I was.

-the senate passed the Keystone pipeline bill. all bad.

-the dude from Portlandia was a victim of hate speech at New Seasons.

-who puts tacks on the Hawthorne Bridge? probably Fred Armisen.

-Matt Styner's dick.

-Damien Lilliard caught the all-star snub?

-I learned how to argue on the internet with only pictures- I'll teach you!

-Amanda Fritz?

-slide in the city?

-are angels really aliens? that makes sense for the baseball team.

-they blew up the wall in Ninevah. fuck everybody.

-the homeless sweeps continue.

-pro wrestling is not a sport dumbass.

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