This week, Melanie's the ho, the midwest abandons God, Brianne gets a little defensive, Melanie has advice about boning, Captain Nash saves a life, and we're all on the same page about Ohio.

Content warnings: pregnancy loss, loss of pet, near-drowning, COVID-related isolation, broken bones.

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Apple Confirms #TattooGate Problem is Real
Apple Watch
Apple Watch 4 Adds ECG, EKG, and More Heart-Monitoring Capabilities
Apple Watch fall detection helps save life of 92-year-old farmer after fall from a ladder
Apple Watch helps track down missing Victorian father and son | 7NEWS
Apple Watch saves life of 92-year old Nebraska farmer who fell 21 feet from ladder
Apple Watch Series 7 | 911 | Apple
Bike crash left Spokane man unconscious, so his Apple Watch called 911
Florida woman meets 'angel' 911 operator
Florida woman recounts moments leading up to her rescue from submerged car
How An Apple Watch Saved A Paddleboarder — And Could Help You, Too
How #tattoogate has highlighted a wider problem with wearables
iPhone and Apple Watch Help Florida Woman Escape Flipped, Sinking Car
Man who fell through ice in Somersworth was rescued
Man who fell through ice saved by Apple Watch
Paddleboarder rescued from ocean says Siri called 911
Salsman, 92, recovering from 21-foot fall
Saved by an Apple Watch
Spokane man credits Apple Watch with saving dad's life after bike crash
Use Emergency SOS on your Apple Watch
Victorian father and son saved from drowning b