The way that D.C. United has been playing recently, we don't deserve to talk about the delicious liquors that we normally drink to drown our pain. Instead, things such as straight shots of Smirnoff vodka or glasses full of bitters are what we are drinking, apropos for the way that United has shown. In the place of our normal host, Adam Taylor, we get the founder of Black and Red United, Martin Shatzer, to host the podcast. He joins Jason and Ben to break down D.C. United's victory over the Philadelphia Union in the US Open Cup, the loss against Toronto FC, and the United States' win over Honduras. We also preview the upcoming US Open Cup match against the New England Revolution and call up Robert Jonas of Quake, Rattle, and Goal to preview this weekend's league match against San Jose.