It's Cowboys & Aliens but far more graphic. What else do you need to know? 

We just couldn't resist getting our grubby little mitts into what everyone else is talking about. The ridiculous new martial arts, wizard romp "Mortal Kombat". But if you can't handle me at my 1995 film, you don't deserve me at 2021 film. Needless to say, we talk about both for extended periods of time. Note: If you would rather just skip to the 2021 review, it starts around the 1 hr and 21 minute mark. 

As we continue to put off our latest Fusion, we talk about the epic journey of three men and the paths they've taken after their stint in the Latino gang lifestyle. Starting in the 70's and working it's way through the 80's, we see the devastating effect of gang warfare within the LA prison system and the branches that lead beyond. 

What happens when you take a man with horrifying childhood trauma and supply him with a knack for puppetry and children's stories? Well... I'll just let you fill in the blanks. It's not good, I'll give you that. But it does make for a hell of a movie. 

Hey, do you watch Star Trek? Cool! Me neither! It's all been leading to this. All of Diana's Star Trek references have finally culminated to finally making me sit down and watch the inevitable union of The Original Series and The Next Generation in this weird, uneven romp through the galaxy. Join us for our most in depth Single so far.

With Diana out for the week, this special fan-boy episode shows our completely normal cis-male adoration for both Predator and Terminator 2. We talk oily muscle men, sleek bods, bromance, action packed scenes and a fully grown Bill Duke man child. This is by far the best time we’ve had recording. We hope you enjoy this weeks Film Actor Fusion!  

What happens when you take Kung Fu, gangsters, Looney Toons, dance sequences, and axes? Well you throw them into a blender and get one of the greatest action comedy smoothies of all time, of course. It's basically an hour long gushing session. Which isn't gross, I promise. 

It's a literal explosion of a month as we enter Arnie territory. Get your muscle oil ready, because it's going to be the manliest month possibly in FAF history and future. We start it off with the wholesome tale that is Kindergarten Cop paired with possibly the most ridiculous action movie of the 80's: Commando. Probably the most we've laughed in a single episode. 

This time we talk about a movie. ONE MOVIE. NO FUSION! HERESY! FAF Singles is our answer to wanting to talk about movies we love unconditionally that may or may not get the credit it deserves. For our first Single, we talk about toys that have a conscience again, but this time, they want to kill each other. 

Finishing the final episode of Tom Hanksuary, some of our heroes reach for the moon while others reach for the love of someone special. One is based on the scientific accuracy that allowed a handful of real people to make a heroic return from space, and the other is based on magic and the power of stalking.