Happy 50th episode! Darth Vader chokes bitches harder this round and we had a lot of fun talking about it! Continuing our special Star Wars reviews leading up to The Rise of Skywalker, we wheeze our way through Episode 5 discussing the sexy (?) planet Hoth, Last Jedi parallels, and Jedi duels. Make sure to download the newest episode and grab that cold beer. 🍻

Saw hi to your motha for me. While you're at it, watch David O. Russell's "The Fighter" and download our newest episode to hear us praise Bale's crack addict persona and debate on Wahlberg's acting. Nicole breaks out a pretty good Lowell accent for that "F#%king girl, Charlene" and Sam gives us the lowdown on MMA vs Boxing. Become a crawler and tune in every Tuesday.

A New Hope has come. The Event is on the Horizon [Enter another space pun here]. This week, we talked epic Star Wars duels, Vader's screen time, and Storm Troopers, of course. Download today to listen to this special episode as we gear up for The Rise of Skywalker 🍻

This weeks episode is full on talk on Chris Evans comparisons, creating realistic apocalypse, and opening doors that should stay closed. Nicole gets to tell you she's Korean AGAIN and Sam gushes over yet another soundtrack. Make sure to download the latest to hear how we liked Bong Joon-Ho's "Snowpiercer" adaptation.

Put on your best Palpatine voice, Cralwers because we're officially DONE with the prequels of Star Wars. Nicole is one step closer to baby boi Kylo. Download today to listen to Nicole confuse Bob Fett with Jango Fett, hear Sam's Sidious impression, and to hear our thoughts on Anakin's turn to the dark side of the force.

This week is a battle of the heart throbs when we review Timothee Chalamet and Robert Pattinson's performances in David Michod's "The King." Sam also schools Nicole on medieval weaponry and battle strategy, while Nicole just drools over Timothee's cheekbones. Crack those cold ones for a history lesson and download today 🍻

We continue to crawl through the galaxy this week with our review of George Lucas' "Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones". Ewan gets the credit he deserves as Obi-Wan and...that's pretty much it 🤦‍♀️ Besides Anakin hating sand, we talk Boba Fett bait and the fall of Skywalker. Make sure to download every Tuesday for all the latest crawler news 🍻

While Nicole is on vacation this week, Sam got serious with replacement co-host (and fiance) Brooke discussing Gideon Raff's "Red Sea Diving Resort". Chris Evans was the main topic of course, but they also discussed what's real in "based on true events" movies and pacing issues. Download the episode today to stay tuned on all the crawler news 🍻

Midi-Chlorians aren't the only problem with The Phantom Menance, but we needed to start somewhere to prepare for The Rise of Skywalker 🤷‍♀️In this special episode, we talk taking a knee mid-battle, fight scene soundtracks, and whether or not pod racing is necessary. Light those sabers up and get ready for two episodes a week from now until December 20th! 🍻

Spooktober officially ends this week with special guest, Savannah and her scary as hell pick; Ari Aster's "Hereditary"! We donned our best last minute costumes and have a spooky beer to help us get through. On the docket: Good pacing in horror movies, what Midsommar has that Hereditary doesn't, and weird grandmas. Download and crack those cold ones (not the walnuts shocked 😳) with us 🍻