Caesar and Patrick take on the coke-addled Paul Thomas Anderson epic of the valley, Magnolia. They discuss guns as dicks, bell hooks and--you really need to shut the fuck up.

C.R. Gonzalez talks to Jordan Garcia and Armando Arvizu from the Criterion Cult Podcast about Ferris Bueller's Day off. They discuss Lucifer, why the Criterion Collection matters, and the embarrassment of listening to the Dave Matthews Band.

We have a guest! Juan Rubalcava, fighter of inequities and best friend of the show, weighs in on duty, Will Smith, and memories worth erasing. He also makes a public apology to The Generationals for ruining their concert a decade ago.

The guys discuss stupid high fives, technological fatalism and a Mortal Kombat Christmas miracle.

The guys skillfully dodge a full on conversation about mental health issues and discuss sub-textual ghosts and The Winter Soldier.

Caesar and Patrick talk about J.D. Salinger's Glass family, daddy issues and imperil themselves by ranking the films of Wes Anderson.

The guys discuss the good looks of Sam Shephard, taciturn Germans, and Autumn in New York.

The boys make the case for TMNT being a masterpiece and discuss slippery suits and which turtle is Hank Hill.

Caesar and Patrick discuss No Country for Old Men, the film and the novel. They compare the careers of Cormac McCarthy and the Coen brothers. Discuss cultural context of the time and laugh over how similar the film is to Raising Arizona.

An introduction to Film Slob.