Films Are Better Than People

How's your Ken-ergy CELLOUTS? You can't avoid it, it's the summer of BARBIE and that's what Sam and Laurence are reviewing in this brand new episode. Is it in the pink or feeling a bit plastic? Only one way to find out...

FILMS REFERENCED:

Toy Story

Lady Bird

Little Women

The Nice Guys

Enchanted

Disenchanted

The Truman Show

Mr Poppers Penguins

The Fabelmans Review by Films Are Better Than People

You know what this is and why we made it, hunker down and listen to us crap all over trash, it's funny...we hope.

New year, new you...same weirdos that spend too much time at the cinema. Luckily, some of those trips paid off and Sam and Laurence have got three excellent films a piece to tell you about in the first of FABTPs 2022 roundup podcasts. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

To be an explorer in the further regions of experience...or just to have experience? To work in film and tv; is that to be protected from its horrors or just make you a pretentious arse? Well our subject Chris Mills handles that balance excellently in our latest Horror special. Get to know the gruesome side of film from someone with time behind the camera, Chris has been working more than a decade in the industry but has been a Horror fan even longer! Does that make him less scare-able? Find out if you dare...

Cath Langan...Who's Your Favourite Monster? by Films Are Better Than People

Watch the skies, CELLOUTS, the truth is out there! Don't watch too hard though. as Jordan Peeles new genre splicing film NOPE proves. We review that in our first ever SPOILER REVIEW so if you haven't watched it yet then beam back up when you have. Films referenced below:

Us

Get Out

Independence Day

The Hunter

Monsters

Star Wars: Rogue One

Tenet

Batman Vs. Superman, Archer Vs. Troy, Tom Vs. Jerry...the great (or not so great) cinematic face offs and conflicts continue as two deadly spies/assassins blow up £200 million dollars of Netflix's cash in production value (as well as each other) in new streaming action spectacular THE GRAY MAN But is it 00Heaven or mission impossibHELL? Listen to SAM and LAURENCE to find out.

Films Referenced:

Commando

Cherry

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Killer Elite

Mission Impossible: Fallout

Ronin

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi

Die Hard

John Wick

Kingsman: The Secret Service

The Raid

I mean who would actually wear blue suede shoes, one British summer and they're ruined...OH HI CELLOUTS! Sorry, didn't see you there. So this week from the kings of film podcasts to the king of rock and...sorry my lawyers have told me we have to tell you we're just a film podcast and not kings of anything but ELVIS was and the new movie about his life is what we're reviewing this week! Films referenced below:

Amadeus

Romeo + Juliet

Moulin Rouge

Bohemian Rhapsody

Rocketman

Walk the Line

Frank

Ahhhhh the patriarchy. It needs smashing and what better place to do it than in a creepy rural town filled with eldritch horrors? Sam and Laurence discuss sexism, gore and even a bit of Tom Cruise in their review of MEN films referenced below:

Mad Max: Fury Road

Dredd

The Beach

Ex Machina

Annihilation

28 Days Later

Top Gun Maverick

The Invisible Man

Prevenge