Films & Filth

Is he mad because he’s angry?…. crazy? Probably because he’s both? But hey, Matt and Luke are here to compare this film about a slow apocalypse in progress with your current experience living a slow apocalypse in progress. One thing this film definitely has is top notch vehicular action, Mel Gibson when he still had charm, and the creepiest villain this side of, uh, modern Mel Gibson.

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Luke talks to you about true PokeLove at Luke Loves Pokemon: https://twitter.com/lukelovespkmn

And Matt’s music for today’s episode lives here: https://rovingsagemedia.bandcamp.com/album/the-amorphous-infinity

Bruce Dern pulls off the greatest social distancing, self-isolating hat trick ever as he murders his crewmates on the cargo ship Valley Forge, and heads off into deep space with only a couple of cute drones for company. Oh yeah, and the last vestiges of nature as the Valley Forge had been commanded to destroy its biodomes and return home (hence the murdering). How will Luke and Matt take on this philosophically deep movie with visionary design from sci-fi effects legend Douglas Trumbull (who also directs here)? Probably sophomorically.

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Luke talks to you about true PokeLove at Luke Loves Pokemon:

https://twitter.com/lukelovespkmn

And Matt’s music for today’s episode lives here:

https://rovingsagemedia.bandcamp.com/album/a-lotus-pond-in-winter-ep

We is getting ballz deep in these Dragonballz!! Should I have used those Z's? You'll find that our view is that a few rectified mistakes might have made this a charming film, but those few mistakes made a lot of poopy in the bed. Ending April Ain't Sh!t with this very questionable film.

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Luke talks to you about true PokeLove at Luke Loves Pokemon:

https://twitter.com/lukelovespkmn

And Matt’s music for today’s episode lives here:

https://rovingsagemedia.bandcamp.com/...

Maybe this bit of Monkey Magic isn't so much bad, but horribly misguided. It's like a puzzle where none of the pieces fit together, but a few of them are still quite pretty on their own. Is it enough to finally make monkeys out of Matt and Luke?

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Luke talks to you about true PokeLove at Luke Loves Pokemon:

https://twitter.com/lukelovespkmn

And Matt’s music for today’s episode lives here:

https://damagedtape.bandcamp.com/album/the-erotic-couch-cannibal-sisters-soundtrack

Taking a break from our bad movie month to do a really good movie - with really good guests. The sci-fi geek who would besmirch the name of Khan is a rare breed indeed, and none of the four fellers in this discussion would dream of doing that. John Champion and Normal Lao join us from "Mission Log: A Star Trek Roddenberry Podcast" to get under the hood of this sci-fi classic with us and do Shatner impressions. John's already done a lap with Khan a few years back on Mission Log, but this is definitely a film you can double dip. Norman wasn't there for that conversation, so we wanted to give him the floor as the man certainly has things to say.

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John and Norman's Mission Log podcast is the best place to dive deep into episodic Trek and beyond:

https://www.missionlogpodcast.com/

Luke talks to you about true PokeLove at Luke Loves Pokemon:

https://twitter.com/lukelovespkmn

And Matt’s music for today’s episode lives here:

https://rovingsagemedia.bandcamp.com/album/the-electrick-book-of-the-dead

Are you to live free, or not? Matt doesn't like this reference heavy dystopian fantasy. Luke sees the bet, raises, and profanely rages against this movie with his fist in the air. Now, this month is April Ain't Sh!t. - movies at least one of us actively dislikes. We didn't know that this one about lost people in a crumbling world - escaping into the digital - would end up being quite this relevant and timely. Damn reality.

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Luke talks to you about true PokeLove at Luke Loves Pokemon:

https://twitter.com/lukelovespkmn

And Matt’s music for today’s episode lives here. It also includes our regular theme song, which I bumped for this episode in lieu of the brand new track, "In This Time of Spartacus.":

https://damagedtape.bandcamp.com/album/conflagration-of-nibiru

This week, our latex-rubber nipple firm up for a discussion about Joel Schumacher's magnum opus. Matt is still pissed about his opening night impressions, while Luke is blinded by the Schwartz. But it's all in good gay fun. Why not have a gay time with straight men who like to wear pink?

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Luke talks to you about true PokeLove at Luke Loves Pokemon:

https://twitter.com/lukelovespkmn

And Matt’s music for today’s episode lives here:

https://rovingsagemedia.bandcamp.com/album/the-gates-of-ra-ep

Matt and Luke, joined by Andrew Shearer from GOnZoRiFFiC, bop this train wreck of a film over the head with a shovel, toss it in the boot of a ‘79 Oldsmobile named “Bitch,” and sink it in the cold waters of Lake Erie.

Or do they?

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GOnZoRiFFiC actually fan-flicked this sucka here (I think they’re into Instagram as well):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8l__KYApSQ

Luke talks to you about true PokeLove at Luke Loves Pokemon:

https://twitter.com/lukelovespkmn

And Matt’s music for today’s episode actually comes with video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbKFU2a0TvE

Did “Star Trek: Picard” land with our intrepid podcasters? Listen and find out. We take a deep dive into this synthetic future and Matt romantically serenades Luke, and you, dear listener, with the Picard theme on a cello Matt doesn’t actually own.

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Then let Luke Poke Man you at Luke Loves Pokemon:

https://twitter.com/lukelovespkmn

Matt makes music here, but mostly without that cello:

https://rovingsagemedia.bandcamp.com/

And Matt learned how to play the Picard theme from this Jonathan Humphries fellow:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AKco7mjerg&t=2s

Guillermo del Toro's 2012 film shows us a 2020 where the world must unite to fight monsters. Idris Elba plays a supporting role. So pop open a Corona Beer, sit back, and see if Matt and Luke can find any way to relate this fantastical film with the real 2020.

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Luke talks about smaller monsters, but not microscopic ones at Luke Loves Pokemon:

https://twitter.com/lukelovespkmn

Matt does music mostly here:

https://rovingsagemedia.bandcamp.com/

But today's music is from here:

https://damagedtape.bandcamp.com/album/psychedelic-anthropology