Final Rose Tonight

The Bachelor in Paradise finale is finally here! Lisa and Susan could not be more excited to find out who gets engaged, who leaves together and who breaks up. We debate the strange phenomenon this season, which allowed the contestants to have social media presence that changed how we viewed the show. Many of our questions are answered in the two night finale but many go unexplained. Lisa and Susan are joined by special guest podcaster and friend of the show, JILL GENTER! The ladies discuss all our burning questions as well as a bunch of crazy ass sh*t that capped off the end of Paradise. We can’t believe the lousy treatment Johnny, Logan and Tyler endure and we are speechless (not really) when Greg Grippo shows up at the Reunion. Boy do we have thoughts! We break down who we love, who we don’t and who we suddenly cannot stand. You won’t want to miss the final podcast of this truly muy loco season! We’ll be on break until Zach’s season of The Bachelor premieres in January. Rest up and we’ll see you soon!

We’re getting down to the wire and the couples are solidifying their relationships (or totally combusting), including "the dumbest fight in the history of fights".  While some women make their last stand to win over their guy, they quickly realize that the feelings were not reciprocated. Join us as we recap the latest in Bachelor Nation news and all the important elements of this weeks’ shows. More women arrive and more people leave, a few pack and don’t leave, a few we wish would leave, but all we can think of is Logan babysitting Serene and Brandon’s future kiddos! (Could that be a job that would impress Kate?!) Why does it seem like the women are all a decade older than the men?  Gabby and Rachel return with what seems like the sole focus of sabotaging Kate and Logan's already collapsing relationship. Like any good high school dance, the 90's themed Sadie Hawkins dance brings all the drama!  Tune in for a fun and lighthearted recap!

Let’s get caught up! Lisa and Susan discuss the past three episodes 10-12. So much drama, so many fights, so many tears. We have so many questions! Who will Victoria choose? Do we care? Who looks good on paper? Who checks all the boxes?  Who can afford to work out at Equinox? Why does every date include horseback riding? Is this some barometer of true love?  No one is happy to say goodbye to Rodney, but no one even bothers to say goodbye to Jacob. As Eliza heads to Baltimore to profess her love to Justin, Hayden heads home with the same declaration for Rambo! We await next week’s episodes, where shockingly, there’s more weeping, fights and drama, plus an appearance by Gabby and Rachel. Stay tuned!

The drama! The crying! Could it all be coming to an end with the conclusion of split week? Nah!!! No such luck. Lisa and Susan break down all of the action from this week’s episodes of Bachelor in Paradise. We start with Lace crying, move into Genevieve crying, Jill crying and Shanae crying. Lots of excitement packed in between the tear fests so buckle up and enjoy the emotional roller coaster!

Emotions are running high this week as the paradise has to say good bye to some of our favorites (Justin, James, Casey) and some of our not so favorites (Pizza Pete, we’re talking about you), but most alarming, the men and women are split up and tempted to stray from their long, established relationships (of maybe 6 days???). Lisa and Susan break down all the juicy excitement with Super Fan and Super Friend, Mileen! As the women immediately implode upon receiving the separation news and can barely pack, the guys take it in stride as 5 gorgeous new ladies arrive on the beach. Even though the original women are gifted hot new guys too, the crying never really stops for some. Not even a promise of a chicken fight will get the OG ladies off their chaise lounges. Although we can always count on Shanae to make her moves. Golden boy Michael is exempt from all the drama as he works on his own connection with Danielle. We break it all down on this weeks podcast!

The self proclaimed Pizza King is back and is changing lives once slice at a time! Will he redeem himself? (Spoiler: NO). Join us as exhausted podcasters Lisa and Susan rehash all 4 hours of excitement from this week's episodes including Salley’s arrival and hasty departure (wait, she forgot her vibrator and waffle maker!), Shanae and Genevieve’s newfound friendship/bullying as well as their odd imitation trend, and Pizza Peter’s nauseating inability to be humble or tolerable. We wonder why Jared and Ashley are having digestive issues and urinary arguments, but the real question is…why are they here? Everyone’s favorite Zaddy is still grieving but, thankfully, not enough to thwart his journey to find love on TV, just enough to send Sierra packing.

So pop the champagne Logan found while snorkeling and cheer Clare Crawley’s engagement aka publicity stunt. Turn that frown upside down when Kira returns and promptly hits the road with her one true love!!  Kira was right..most people can’t handle her!!  Join us as we relive all the fun and nonsense!

In this podcast, Lisa and Susan contemplate that ago old question of whether it’s better to rush into an engagement with a virtual stranger (and a free ring!) or wait until you’re sure it’s the right thing for both of you. Will these people ever learn? Was the finale part #1 the most dramatic and shocking finale ever? (Spoiler: NO) Tune in as we discuss everything from the color of Rachel’s hair to Grandpa John's colorful language! We also deliberate whether the two bachelorettes concept is a good one that should be replicated or a complete clusterf*ck! 

It’s a dumpster fire! It’s a shit show! It’s the dopest Fantasy Suites episode ever! Put on your swim suits or coastal grandma chic and dive right in as Lisa and Susan rehash the thrilling and not so thrilling moments of the four hour extravaganza of this week’s Bachelorette(s)!

Some couples’ experiences go well, some not, and some are left stranded on a Mexican beach. We discuss who is or isn’t ready for an engagement and who may have set their sights on Bachelor in Paradise instead. Join us as we discuss THE FULL PACKAGE!