First, I'll report on Bella the police dog, who ran a golf cart over the leg of a 4 year old girl. Don't worry, it all ended surprisingly well.

Next, a pet alligator named Fluffy gets loose and ends up in a Pennsylvania creek. It was probably looking for someething to eat, as it was severly malnurished.

Finally, a gift for that special somone in your life who just won't shut up about how awesome they are or their lives are. Just make sure the person you give these to has a sense of humor.